By coolhand - 29/08/2009 15:13 - United States

Today, I waited for my girlfriend to get in the shower before I stripped down to try and seduce her. I got ready, threw open the door and went in. I walked in on her taking a dump. FML
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iljajlm 4

It's this wonderful invention God himself bleesed us with and it's a really complictaed process. The angels named it knocking on the door. You should try it.

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xXMILKYCHUNKSXx 0

Dude... Wait for her to finish her shit first.

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zdc26z 0

230, typing out complete words instead of incredibly annoying Internet slang is also a sign of maturity.

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roobear 2

So what? QQ more, ******* idiot. So you walked in on your other taking a dump. It happens, get over yourself.

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kukopia 0

While the kiddies giggle retardedly as they type about 'poop'... I say the OP has NOOO idea what seduction actually is, which makes this a FHL for the gf. This FML is another case-in-point that FML NEEDS to add a THIRD button. FYL and YDI don't cover all the bases.

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wellinever 5

You'll remember that sight. You'll remember that smell. So will she. Talk to each other about it. You may discover a whole new world of fun together.

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the_uninvited 0

sure everybody poops, so it's dumb to get upset about it. but someone pooping in the shower is FAIL.

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IceCreamMage 17

I laughed so hard. Just be sure next time.

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Jason_Q 4

I would have wiped myself with your face

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Fontario4 2

Forget the seducing crap ****** knock next time, i'd be so damn pissed if my bf did that, sooo glad i have a freakin lock, you know you can still seduce if you knock or atleast ask if she was in the shower, it's not like she can read your mind and knows you're going to try to do her.

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