Love: Today, I waited for my girlfriend to get in the shower before...

By coolhand - 29/08/2009 15:13 - United States

Today, I waited for my girlfriend to get in the shower before I stripped down to try and seduce her. I got ready, threw open the door and went in. I walked in on her taking a dump. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/09/2012 14:50 - United States

Today, my boyfriend tried to spice things up by sneaking into the shower with me. Instead, he walked in on me pooping. I only had the shower running because I was afraid he would hear me taking a dump. FML

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By jester777 - 22/01/2011 17:39 - United States

Today, I sneaked into my girlfriend's house for some romantic time. Before going into her room, I took a dump in the bathroom. Once I was done, I not only noticed that there was no toilet paper left, but I heard her and her 6'5, heavyweight boxer, ex-marine father, talking outside the bathroom door. FML

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By anony - 27/02/2013 13:49 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend by quietly undressing and sneaking into the bathroom to join him in the shower. He was bent over taking a dump, pushing his turd down the plughole. FML

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By TheMissMuffly - 31/07/2012 15:53 - United States - Monmouth

Today, I wanted to take a romantic bath with my boyfriend. I set up the candles and hot water, but I had to take a dump. After my business was done, I called him into the bath. He walks in, sniffs, glances at the toilet and leaves. Guess what I forgot to flush. FML

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Dirty sex

By Anonymous - 20/11/2022 06:00 - Canada - Burlington

Today, I was in my girlfriend's room when she walked in after getting out of the shower, wearing just a towel. She removed it and I was inches away from going down on her when I noticed she hadn’t wiped properly, either before or after her shower. She'd complained about stomach problems earlier, but regardless… FML

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By locksmack - 14/06/2009 12:46 - Australia

Today, I was peeing in the shower when my girlfriend suddenly pulled open the shower curtain in an attempt to scare me. Startled, I quickly spun around and peed all over her dress. FML

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Creeped out

By HadToApologize - 03/11/2009 05:20 - United States

Today, I took a shower at my girlfriend's apartment. I was wandering around, gathering my clothes when I noticed my girl doing her hair in the other room. She looked sort of peculiar, so I stood there, studying her. Half naked. I then realized it wasn't my girlfriend, but her roommate. FML

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Cuteness overload

By Cpm - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, my girlfriend decided we are ready for the next step in our relationship. Apparently that next step is her taking a dump with the door open. FML

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By GasAttack - 07/09/2009 13:32 - Canada

Today, I was taking a shower. I heard my boyfriend come into the bathroom, brush his teeth and take off his clothes. He joined me in the shower and instead of doing something loving or sexy, he let out a huge fart into his hand and threw it into my face. FML

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By me - 08/06/2012 14:00 - United States - Carthage

Today, I was taking a shower. My mom thinks it's ok to just walk in on someone when they are in there so she decides to take a crap. The worst part is she thought it would be less awkward to talk to me. FML

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iljajlm 4

Saturday 29 August 2009 20:07

It's this wonderful invention God himself bleesed us with and it's a really complictaed process. The angels named it knocking on the door. You should try it.

KINGMARIO_fml 0

Saturday 29 August 2009 20:05

she took a dump in the shower?!?

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ohmandapants 16

Sunday 30 August 2009 5:06

Is your shower one of these magical silent ones? Is that why you didn't hear it before stepping in on your gf taking a dump? Damn those Asians are good...

shoegal808 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 5:08

I'm not sure if I read this wrong or not. Did u open the shower door and find her ******** in the shower? Or open the bathroom door and find her on the toilet? If she was in the shower, then she is pretty much disgusting. If she was on the toilet, well you should've knocked!!

xf0rg0tt3nx 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 5:16

This fails more than the OP walking in while his girlfriend is doing a number 2. If you're not going to say anything that applies to the discussion at all, like shouting 'second!!!!!', then don't reply at all. It's just stupid and shows how little of a life you have. You. Fail. End of discussion. @OP, really, any time someone is in the bathroom, that's private time. The doors close for a reason.

xkitten 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 6:38

#193 I agree with you,I am also confused of whether it was the shower door or the bathroom door. =/

Nessy_messy 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 6:38

oh man i think the worst would be seeing a man taking a dump, if i see my boyfriend taking a shit i would not be able to look at him normaly ever again, i dont think i would be able to be turned on by him ever again.

turtle_monster 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 7:35

ive heard this one before....

somethingawesome 9

Sunday 30 August 2009 7:45

It could have been worse. She could have snuck a guy into the bathroom and started making out with him.

nodbor 11

Sunday 30 August 2009 8:23

at first I thought this was going to be a 1 girl 1 bathroom story .

mollytamale 1

Sunday 30 August 2009 9:08

I've never heard of a bathroom that doesn't have a lock on the door. Wow FHL that would be like the most horrifying experience in my life if i got walked in on like that. Not being sarcastic. I like my privacy. I don't understand how anyone could be comfortable crapping in front of another person, even a spouse. My parents sure aren't :/ yeah I'm a bit of a pride but I mean come on that's just sick!

Shyman4ever 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 9:09

Does that mean that the sound of your girl taking a dump sounds like the shower flowing? That must be a shitload of diarrhia.

kisseshugsdrugs 5

Sunday 30 August 2009 19:11

i agree with you, idk why people are assuming she shit in the shower, like come on. she left the water running, oh damn i have to shit, forgot to lock the door and it happened. and OP: shes probably more embarassed than you are, get over it?