Love: Today, I waited for my girlfriend to get in the shower before...

By coolhand - 29/08/2009 15:13 - United States

Today, I waited for my girlfriend to get in the shower before I stripped down to try and seduce her. I got ready, threw open the door and went in. I walked in on her taking a dump. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/09/2012 14:50 - United States

Today, my boyfriend tried to spice things up by sneaking into the shower with me. Instead, he walked in on me pooping. I only had the shower running because I was afraid he would hear me taking a dump. FML

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By jester777 - 22/01/2011 17:39 - United States

Today, I sneaked into my girlfriend's house for some romantic time. Before going into her room, I took a dump in the bathroom. Once I was done, I not only noticed that there was no toilet paper left, but I heard her and her 6'5, heavyweight boxer, ex-marine father, talking outside the bathroom door. FML

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By anony - 27/02/2013 13:49 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend by quietly undressing and sneaking into the bathroom to join him in the shower. He was bent over taking a dump, pushing his turd down the plughole. FML

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By TheMissMuffly - 31/07/2012 15:53 - United States - Monmouth

Today, I wanted to take a romantic bath with my boyfriend. I set up the candles and hot water, but I had to take a dump. After my business was done, I called him into the bath. He walks in, sniffs, glances at the toilet and leaves. Guess what I forgot to flush. FML

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Dirty sex

By Anonymous - 20/11/2022 06:00 - Canada - Burlington

Today, I was in my girlfriend's room when she walked in after getting out of the shower, wearing just a towel. She removed it and I was inches away from going down on her when I noticed she hadn’t wiped properly, either before or after her shower. She'd complained about stomach problems earlier, but regardless… FML

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By locksmack - 14/06/2009 12:46 - Australia

Today, I was peeing in the shower when my girlfriend suddenly pulled open the shower curtain in an attempt to scare me. Startled, I quickly spun around and peed all over her dress. FML

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Creeped out

By HadToApologize - 03/11/2009 05:20 - United States

Today, I took a shower at my girlfriend's apartment. I was wandering around, gathering my clothes when I noticed my girl doing her hair in the other room. She looked sort of peculiar, so I stood there, studying her. Half naked. I then realized it wasn't my girlfriend, but her roommate. FML

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Cuteness overload

By Cpm - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, my girlfriend decided we are ready for the next step in our relationship. Apparently that next step is her taking a dump with the door open. FML

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By GasAttack - 07/09/2009 13:32 - Canada

Today, I was taking a shower. I heard my boyfriend come into the bathroom, brush his teeth and take off his clothes. He joined me in the shower and instead of doing something loving or sexy, he let out a huge fart into his hand and threw it into my face. FML

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By me - 08/06/2012 14:00 - United States - Carthage

Today, I was taking a shower. My mom thinks it's ok to just walk in on someone when they are in there so she decides to take a crap. The worst part is she thought it would be less awkward to talk to me. FML

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iljajlm 4

Saturday 29 August 2009 20:07

It's this wonderful invention God himself bleesed us with and it's a really complictaed process. The angels named it knocking on the door. You should try it.

KINGMARIO_fml 0

Saturday 29 August 2009 20:05

she took a dump in the shower?!?

Comments

MrPacMan36 4

Sunday 30 August 2009 10:31

oo that'd make me feel good down there lol

bds0688 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 10:53

Do people who comment on this site not have life experience? Jesus Christ. The chick, like 90 percent of the people I know, had the water running to warm up and realized that nature called. She went to do her business, and her boyfriend, who was trying to seduce her, barged in. Since I am sure 80 percent of you are retarded teenagers, seducing is the act of being sexy or coy, often by being sneaky and impulsive to get one's partner in the mood. Guess what would throw a wrench in that plan? Oh yeah, knocking. To OP; put your big boy pants on. Girls poop, and you will likely end up having a fart war with your gf. Deal, or keep thinking small unimportant shit warrants being posted online and never have a comfortable relationship, your call.

PeaSoup 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 11:05

If I'm taking a dump, I would have locked the door.

DameGreyWulf 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 11:29

I am part of your ten percent. I take care of that stuff beforehand in case someone else needs to come in, then I don't waste water. Plus it doesn't really take THAT long for water to heat up, does it? I mean, if you're out in nowhereville, sure, but if a small town of 3000 can make it quick... Also it was just an unpleasant surprise is all. I hate walking in on someone taking a shit... I'm thinking the OP posted this mostly out of amusement. I doubt he's seriously scarred for life by his girlfriend ********. And who the hell didn't get the seducing thing? I've only seen maybe five people say "knock first" or something.

ohmandapants 16

Sunday 30 August 2009 19:09

*applauds* This is the smartest comment i've read so far. (no sarcasm) It doesn't take minutes for water to heat up it takes seconds, unless all the hot water in the hot water tank has been used...then you're shit out of luck.

coopcake 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 11:11

I just thought the exact same thing.

Azura94 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 19:57

Lacey patrickson, ur comment was made of win.

Gefangene 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 21:23

Duude, not cool, that image made my ****** hurt.

prinsessian 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 23:59

You should've obviously KNOCKED on the door first, and asked her if she was in the shower yet. The answer would've been "no," but then you could've said something like "Well when you do, I'd like to help you... wash your back. ;) ". I don't know, but anything was better than what you ended up doing.. *cough cough* It's actually a FHerLife because she's not smart enough to lock the door when she's "busy."

ElNegroHombre 0

Monday 31 August 2009 2:59

The main problem is that he was expecting some action and ended up seeing someone taking a dump. I know girls take dumps but I don't like to think of it.