Transportation: Today, I waited in line at a drive-through behind a man for ten...

By Anonymous - 01/06/2010 09:18 - United States

Today, I waited in line at a drive-through behind a man for ten minutes. I got out of my car, cursed at him, and then asked him to give me one good reason why it would take that long to order. The man slowly explained to me that he had a stutter. FML

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By StUbbY - 09/07/2009 14:01 - Canada

Today, I was waiting in line for breakfast at the McDonald's drive-thru. After getting so fed up that the line hadn't budged for 10 mins, I pulled out of the line, only to realize I was waiting behind 2 parked cars that were just to the left of the drive-thru lane. FML

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By nowhere to go - 12/12/2021 14:01

Today, I was stuck in the drive-thru line from hell. The guy in front of me started freaking out and demanded that I back out so he could pull out. I tried to tell him there were cars behind me, but that didn’t stop him from getting out of his car and kicking out my headlights. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/06/2009 05:26 - United States

Today, I went through the drive-through at Dunkin Donuts and asked for an iced coffee. After no response, I started frantically screaming about bad service. After a while, a woman came out to my car and said, "Please pull up to the speaker." I'd been yelling at a garbage bin for 5 minutes. FML

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By anonymous - 11/12/2010 07:41 - United States

Today, while standing in line at a local Mexican fast food place, I was feeling generous and let a little kid behind me go in front. Turns out he had a list, and was ordering food for his whole family. I had to wait 30 minutes to get my food. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/07/2014 16:54 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, a grown man yelled at me because he'd been waiting for 15 minutes and still hadn't been seated or had his order taken. We were at a self-serve breakfast buffet. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/04/2012 00:32 - United States - Missouri City

Today, while at a store, my stuttering problem became so bad the poor store clerk had to supply my own words for me. FML

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By EyesofStone - 01/06/2016 01:03 - United States

Today, I decided to work on my social anxiety by ordering some food. I waited in line, practicing my order in my head all the way. When I got to the front, I said my order with no mistakes. The cashier just stared blankly at me until I mumbled, "Never mind..." and left. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/04/2009 06:53 - United States

Today, I went out to dinner. The waiter was pretty cute. He greets us, "Hi my name is... (long pause) Jordan." Thinking he was flirting, I quickly smart back, "Are you confused?" He says, "No actually, I have a stutter." FML

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By Anonymous - 09/04/2009 20:46 - United States

Today, I was in a hurry to get to work. I pulled impatiently behind a long line of cars to make a right hand turn. I sat there for 5 minutes. Turns out there wasn't a line to make a right hand turn. I had been waiting behind a line of parked cars. FML

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Keep your distance

By Anonymous - 25/02/2021 20:01 - Australia

Today, as I served an elderly man at the fast-food restaurant where I work, he leaned over the counter so that his face was mere inches from mine and asked me if I wanted to buy his car. When I politely told him I wasn't interested, he insisted on making a complaint about me to my manager. FML

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anonbastard 0

Tuesday 1 June 2010 16:11

Why the hell would you go screaming at the driver? The people working drive-thru could've been slow for all you know.

NixKuH 0

Tuesday 1 June 2010 16:10

nice going

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MusicLuver670 0

Sunday 27 June 2010 16:27

what is your problem, maybe instead of being so fat, get out of your car and order from inside if you have the attention span of a chipmunk and can't act like an actual human being to wait online. seriously, what is wrong with you????

brettskie 0

Tuesday 29 June 2010 18:46

you cold hearted bitch. next time instead of bein in such a ******* hurry chill out to somemusic.

joshgoth98 0

Thursday 1 July 2010 2:19

hey, he copied this fml. this is plagiarism

AKBO47 0

Sunday 4 July 2010 7:42

Your an asshole :)

dight_fml 4

Monday 9 August 2010 0:41

Sucks to be him, but if it takes you ten friggin' minutes to order a cheeseburger, wouldn't it be better for all concerned - including you - if you just went inside the restaurant and wrote down your order?

Paramorefan2 1

Thursday 23 September 2010 3:04

you are so STUPID! YDI!

mario75 0

Tuesday 5 October 2010 4:25

who does that... YDI

advicer20 0

Tuesday 19 October 2010 5:40

dude, really?

allupinyourmama 0

Saturday 30 October 2010 15:50

**** all that. The people that are calling her a bitch and rude are stupid hypocrites cuz they're doing the exact same thing she did. Screw the stuttering guy. If he's gonna hold up a drive thru with his stutter then he better be ready to catch shit. One of the problems with the world today is that we cater to and baby people. We all have some kind of disability - learn to deal with it. There should be some kind of rule or standard that whoever uses any kind of communication device in public should be able to communicate clearly. I hate when I call a business or order at the drive thru and the person on the other end has such a thick accent or doesn't speak with proper grammar.

HellfireRogue 7

Saturday 21 May 2011 17:54

technically this should be true. the purpose of a drive-thru is to get in-and-out quickly. If you have a speech impediment, go inside. you're not only holding up other people, but screwing up ate drive-thru attendee's times, which will *cough* GET THEM IN TROUBLE.