Transportation: Today, I waited in line at a drive-through behind a man for ten...

By Anonymous - 01/06/2010 09:18 - United States

Today, I waited in line at a drive-through behind a man for ten minutes. I got out of my car, cursed at him, and then asked him to give me one good reason why it would take that long to order. The man slowly explained to me that he had a stutter. FML

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By StUbbY - 09/07/2009 14:01 - Canada

Today, I was waiting in line for breakfast at the McDonald's drive-thru. After getting so fed up that the line hadn't budged for 10 mins, I pulled out of the line, only to realize I was waiting behind 2 parked cars that were just to the left of the drive-thru lane. FML

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By nowhere to go - 12/12/2021 14:01

Today, I was stuck in the drive-thru line from hell. The guy in front of me started freaking out and demanded that I back out so he could pull out. I tried to tell him there were cars behind me, but that didn’t stop him from getting out of his car and kicking out my headlights. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/06/2009 05:26 - United States

Today, I went through the drive-through at Dunkin Donuts and asked for an iced coffee. After no response, I started frantically screaming about bad service. After a while, a woman came out to my car and said, "Please pull up to the speaker." I'd been yelling at a garbage bin for 5 minutes. FML

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By anonymous - 11/12/2010 07:41 - United States

Today, while standing in line at a local Mexican fast food place, I was feeling generous and let a little kid behind me go in front. Turns out he had a list, and was ordering food for his whole family. I had to wait 30 minutes to get my food. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/07/2014 16:54 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, a grown man yelled at me because he'd been waiting for 15 minutes and still hadn't been seated or had his order taken. We were at a self-serve breakfast buffet. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/04/2012 00:32 - United States - Missouri City

Today, while at a store, my stuttering problem became so bad the poor store clerk had to supply my own words for me. FML

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By EyesofStone - 01/06/2016 01:03 - United States

Today, I decided to work on my social anxiety by ordering some food. I waited in line, practicing my order in my head all the way. When I got to the front, I said my order with no mistakes. The cashier just stared blankly at me until I mumbled, "Never mind..." and left. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/04/2009 06:53 - United States

Today, I went out to dinner. The waiter was pretty cute. He greets us, "Hi my name is... (long pause) Jordan." Thinking he was flirting, I quickly smart back, "Are you confused?" He says, "No actually, I have a stutter." FML

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By Anonymous - 09/04/2009 20:46 - United States

Today, I was in a hurry to get to work. I pulled impatiently behind a long line of cars to make a right hand turn. I sat there for 5 minutes. Turns out there wasn't a line to make a right hand turn. I had been waiting behind a line of parked cars. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/02/2021 20:01 - Australia

Today, as I served an elderly man at the fast-food restaurant where I work, he leaned over the counter so that his face was mere inches from mine and asked me if I wanted to buy his car. When I politely told him I wasn't interested, he insisted on making a complaint about me to my manager. FML

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anonbastard 0

Tuesday 1 June 2010 16:11

Why the hell would you go screaming at the driver? The people working drive-thru could've been slow for all you know.

NixKuH 0

Tuesday 1 June 2010 16:10

nice going

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junkboy 4

Sunday 13 June 2010 22:43

OP, you are, for lack of better words, an inconsiderate bitch. Didn't you learn manners from your parents?

Krissibunnie 0

Monday 14 June 2010 0:26

wow you sound like a real screwed up person. hope you feel good about yourself.

DLJ94 0

Tuesday 15 June 2010 21:09

SMH your so mean

AKBO47 0

Thursday 17 June 2010 6:54

wow. your a ****. you might as well go kill yourself. actually. PLEASE go kill your self

elijahblue3 0

Saturday 19 June 2010 10:46

that's messed up I was born with a cleft palet and I hate it when I get made fun of so I know how this guy feels :(

Quizno16 0

Saturday 19 June 2010 17:23

Really he drove off crying because you asked what was taking so long what a pussy

Sam_13161821 0

Tuesday 22 June 2010 15:05

thats a pretty good reason.

Riki2020 0

Wednesday 23 June 2010 17:28

that's rude!! way to be!

AKBO47 0

Friday 25 June 2010 20:26

your an asshole :)

narcotic_hit 0

Saturday 26 June 2010 20:05

way to go jackass.

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