Miscellaneous: Today, I walked home from work when a woman asked me to come...

By Kev - 19/02/2009 23:42 - Canada

Today, I walked home from work when a woman asked me to come inside for a free meal. It was at a homeless shelter. FML

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By horriblefashionsense - 26/09/2013 15:20 - United States - Winter Garden

Today, I went in the diner I always pass by and ordered a sandwich. When I asked how much it was, the waitress replied, "Don't worry, honey. We give free meals to the homeless on Thursdays." I was too ashamed to deny it, so I just said thank you and left. FML

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By HomelessGirl1 - 21/05/2012 05:28 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, while volunteering at a local homeless shelter, I asked the woman next to me how long she'd been homeless. She works there. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/11/2012 11:34 - United States - Macungie

Today, a homeless man asked me for some money to eat. He ate the five dollars I gave him. FML

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By katiebell - 04/10/2019 12:00

Today, while I was walking home, a homeless man saw me and didn't ask for change, but how much I charged. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/05/2009 00:11 - Canada

Today, as I was walking towards my friends at the bus stop, a man came up to me and asked me out. This was the first time I'd be asked out in months. I accepted. When I reached my friends they looked at me then asked, "Why were you talking to that homeless guy?". FML

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You deserved it 18 205

By :| - 16/04/2011 02:04 - Canada

Today, I was sitting in the park eating a sandwich, when a homeless guy asked me for some spare change. I said I didn't have any. He offered an "erotic striptease" in exchange for my sandwich. I said no. He gave one anyway. I walked back to work on an empty stomach. FML

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By meesmees - 23/11/2013 10:48 - United States - Severna Park

Today, I ended up talking to a homeless man and bought him a meal. In return, he hugged me and groped my ass. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/01/2011 11:44 - United States

Today, at work, a homeless woman called me trash, threw her coffee at me, and told me to get a job. I do have a job. It's homeless outreach. FML

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By ihaveahome - 12/04/2011 16:02 - Czech Republic

Today, at 6am I was waiting for the tram to go home from my late night job. A homeless man came up to me and offered to buy me a beer because "guys like us have to stick together." FML

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By NoNaMe - 04/06/2009 08:07 - Australia

Today, while walking down the street, a homeless man walked up to me. He opened his mouth to say something and I immediately said that I didn't have any spare change because I was late for work. He then said "I was gonna ask you for the time, dickwad". Apparently he wasn't homeless. FML

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ava3dg 0

Friday 20 February 2009 3:20

hey its free food u should go!

yahoowizard 16

Monday 6 February 2012 10:03

Umm, yeah, not one of those you lol so hard at unless you haven't heard of a good joke before

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Moooooo_fml 0

Wednesday 14 April 2010 10:20

Ahahahhaahahahahaha

kiik_fml 0

Monday 28 June 2010 15:58

yeah exactly free food! worry about it later.

Noob30 0

Thursday 28 April 2011 5:44

What if he went earj

ZeroIce 12

Monday 22 August 2011 4:36

was it good?

Orchard 33

Tuesday 4 June 2013 1:37

Oh, OP Kev, you may want to rethink whatever look you got going on; it doesn't seem to be working for you :(

aboelmagd 18

Monday 5 August 2013 16:58

Way to honor her generosity.

GnaR_KiLL5150 12

Monday 1 September 2014 22:35

I wouldn't give a shit, can't beat a free meal

thereheis 7

Monday 27 July 2015 3:53

Maybe you need a new wardrobe.

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