By reyoflight - 19/04/2013 22:04 - Brazil - Rio De Janeiro

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Today, I walked in on my 12-year-old daughter lying on her bed, repeatedly opening and closing her legs. I asked her what she was doing, and she replied, "Trying to queef. I saw it online." FML
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Darian66 5

I think its time to keep better track of what she is doing online.

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sailorzoe 14

Maybe you should try to find her a hobby? Because that one is weird and gross.

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redbandit9877 12

You could have walked in on something a lot worse, I'd make sure to knock before entering a girl's room, even if she is your daughter.

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KLeePrice 11

She shouldn't be doing anything worse at 12!!

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Mr_Satan 11

Shouldn't be and won't be are two veeeeeerrry different things

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wjh100 13

well since she is 12, she probably doesn't realize that this is not normal behavior. and of course the FML doesn't state how much close she was wearing. honestly walking in on your daughter entirely naked and trying to queef is just ****** up. walking on her fully clothed and doing this just means its time to have the talk all parents dread

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Zyzz7 12

What do you mean she shouldnt be doing anything worse? Lots of girls have already start puberty by that age, my girlfriend started her period when she was 8! It would be perfectly fine if she was exploring her body or masturbating, wouldnt be anything wrong or abnormal with that at all.

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SaxophoneHero 12

Show her the SouthPark on queefing. I bet she will never do it again!

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nh97103 9

Put a password protected filter on your computer. YDI.

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EpicBlondie89 19

Because she may not have looked it up on her phone, another girls phone, someone else's internet......

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FaygoAndMiracles 18

She might have trusted her kid enough not to do that. Some people will argue that you shouldn't trust your children blindly, but, perhaps she actually gave her mother a reason to trust her?

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ariana_mia 6

Lolll I wouldve laughed in her face.

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Julianne_sings 10

That's a must have been disturbing, OP. But like a lot of other commenters have said, you could have walked in on worse.

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