By reyoflight - 19/04/2013 22:04 - Brazil - Rio De Janeiro

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Today, I walked in on my 12-year-old daughter lying on her bed, repeatedly opening and closing her legs. I asked her what she was doing, and she replied, "Trying to queef. I saw it online." FML
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Darian66 5

I think its time to keep better track of what she is doing online.

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sailorzoe 14

Maybe you should try to find her a hobby? Because that one is weird and gross.

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keverdeen 14

Oh my god I just laughed out loud at this...

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TheIchiban 11

This made me think of that South Park episode when the women fight for their right to queef..

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TehGinga94 21

That wouldn't be nearly as awkward if you were a woman. Okay, it's still weird, but you know what I mean.

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Isa_fml 20

LMAO. Awkward, but pretty hilarious.

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onorexveritas 23

lucky it was you who saw her trying than someone else

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xenomsftw 19

I swear half the people here don't even know what a queef is...

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