By reyoflight - 19/04/2013 22:04 - Brazil - Rio De Janeiro

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Today, I walked in on my 12-year-old daughter lying on her bed, repeatedly opening and closing her legs. I asked her what she was doing, and she replied, "Trying to queef. I saw it online." FML
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Darian66 5

I think its time to keep better track of what she is doing online.

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sailorzoe 14

Maybe you should try to find her a hobby? Because that one is weird and gross.

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whiplash2289 19

some people should not be allowed on the internet.

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Saikon1357 25

"Honey. I just walked in on Megan opening and closing her legs. She said she's trying to queef. Could you please handle this one because I'm not sure how to."

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mconionman 6

At least she's honest

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ViviMage 38

She needs a cybernanny program. Sorry. When I was that age I barely new I had those parts, nevermind they could queef. If she is obsessed with vaginal farts....

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CharresBarkrey 15

When I was 12 I had already attended 2 mandatory sex education classes at school. I find it hard to believe someone, at the age of 12, barely knows they have genitalia.

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Zyzz7 12

Seriously? You didnt know anything about your parts at 12? Like 110, I had had multiple Sex ed classes from year 5 to 6. But I already knew alot of it from lookign around in the library, and a little bit on the internet. Were you homeschooled or did you have a learning disability or something? Because thats really odd..

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abasham 4

I am genuinely concerned for my generation...

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taranpreet 7

I feel like however you respond to her will have a large effect on her sexual future. I would probably die laughing before I started interrogating her about what she watches in her spare time.

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lndala 15

At least she was honest. Maybe she will also be this open and honest when she starts exploring other people's genitalia. Hopefully that's a long way from now but maybe it's time to have that talk with her. Good luck OP

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MDTeddy 13

Op should tell her that it is not attractive.

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FaygoAndMiracles 18

It's really not a good thing to teach your kids to make choices based on what is "attractive" or not.

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