By reyoflight - 19/04/2013 22:04 - Brazil - Rio De Janeiro

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Today, I walked in on my 12-year-old daughter lying on her bed, repeatedly opening and closing her legs. I asked her what she was doing, and she replied, "Trying to queef. I saw it online." FML
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Darian66 5

I think its time to keep better track of what she is doing online.

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sailorzoe 14

Maybe you should try to find her a hobby? Because that one is weird and gross.

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sythe511 28

I don't know about you guys, but my router can block access to sites that have certain keywords in the url. it is quite useful.

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xKeroseneHearts 9

Eww. That's gross. Sorry.

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FaygoAndMiracles 18

Might want to figure out exactly which website she used to figure that out. She might have just watched some comedy show with more adult-oriented humor, but, it could also be some weird **** site, which is probably not what you want your 12-year-old looking at.

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Bcfrmkc816 17

Or more then likely she got the idea from one of her friends who said they did it and explained how. And that it's easier for her after sex which is what you should be more worried about.

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chuckcloninger 12

I actually had to go to Google to see what this is. What a gross little kid if this is what she aspires to and has no shame about doing it in front of her mother. Perhaps it is time to take the computer out of her room and get a tracking program to find out what else she's getting into.

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desertpunk75 11

Time to disconnect the router and mobile internet.

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leggie913 6

Reminds of a time I found a list of things my daughter intended to accomplish in her jr year; lose her vCard. It was a difficult conversation to have!

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cetlawizard 15

Time to block everything except what is appropriate for a 12 yr old online or just simply take away her Internet access. You are responsible to make sure your child is not able to access such material...before you know it she'll be watching pedophiles expose themselves on omegle, chatroulette or some other adult oriented site,(like my @ the time 15 yr old daughter did until I blocked the sites directly on from my router & I also included tumblr so no matter what browser she used or her phone's wifi...she couldn't access these sites)

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