By bluerhhajfk - 19/08/2013 23:29 - United States - Providence

Today, I walked in on my brother smoking weed. He immediately tried to hide it by dropping it down his pants, still lit. Screaming in pain, he pulled down his pants. The ashes burned his knob. I had to take him to the emergency room. FML
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bluerhhajfk 17

Apparently his friend gave him some to try. He's only 14 so I don't think he knew any better. He told me he was experimenting, and I think that's an okay thing to do so long as he learned his lesson. He is just a young stupid teenager. Moral of the story: Don't do drugs, kids. Or you'll burn your penises.

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ewmoldycheese 14

Proof marijuana is harmful.

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caitlinrawrr 9

But.. what if we don't have a penis? Are we safe to smoke weed then?

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Fluffydemise 18

Whatever the potential trouble your brother may have faced due to getting high, be it legal, an ass whooping, or having to share his stash, that does not warrant burning your own crotch. Might be time to tell your brother those couple of brain cells he's got left need time to start recooperating and to lay of the buds for a while :D

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Faff 20

weed actually stimulates the growth of brain cells

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TheDrifter 23

You've smoked too much if you think that's true.

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liltwistism 12

I've heard it doesn't do anything to your brain cells. That what the documentary The Union said. It's on Netflix, and it's pretty good.

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CDobs 8

Your bro sounds like an intelligent individual.

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AnOriginalName 19

Yeah, because it's impossible to drop a lit cigarette (entirely legal) down one's pants, leading to burns and humiliation.

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AnOriginalName 19

This is an important detail, OP, yet you failed to mention it. How was he smoking it- joint, pipe, bong, perhaps? Because stuffing a bong down one's pants takes a certain amount of skill that could almost be lauded.

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deloria_fml 22

I think 14 is trying to insinuate that this wouldn't have happened if he hadn't been high. I disagree though, considering he's obviously an idiot in addition to being high. Now if we did to idiocy what we've done to pot(make it illegal and attach massive social stigma to it and invent case studies making it out to be incredibly harmful), the world might actually get somewhere productive.

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Beckysaurus_Rex 3

Dang that's too hilarious!

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