By clean - 16/09/2013 07:51 - Australia - Ashfield

Today, I walked in the bathroom to find my son cleaning his penis. It wouldn't have been so bad if he wasn't cleaning it with a toothbrush. FML
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killuhand 12

can't blame the kid for wanting to be minty fresh

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feldco1 17

At least this didnt say "my toothbrush."

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chris4u2nv5 19

You can never be to thorough. Plus its the best way to prevent penis cavities.

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darwinism 30

If he gets too tired using a manual toothbrush, have him move to an electric one that does 7500 rpm. When he masters that and if he still feels dirty down there, a sonic toothbrush at 30000 rpm is the way to go.

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RedPillSucks 31

I hesitate to ask how you would know this.

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ForkymeetsPorky 15

Scrub-a-Dub-Dub not in the tub. But gross. Eugh!

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starile 19

How else do you expect him to fight against plaque and gingivitis down there? Make sure he used dental floss, too.

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carecow 16

You'll be able to use this story to your advantage when he gets older.

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Pwn17 25

Just that image in my mind... O.o

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ciumegu 6

Was he using toothpaste?

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jrock9093 18

At least he's cleaning it, to bad you'll have bad breath today! No but really that's disgusting good fml

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