Kids: Today, I walked in the bathroom to find my son cleaning his penis....

By clean - 16/09/2013 07:51 - Australia - Ashfield

Today, I walked in the bathroom to find my son cleaning his penis. It wouldn't have been so bad if he wasn't cleaning it with a toothbrush. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/01/2015 16:20 - Canada - Milton

Today, I woke up at 4am needing a piss, only to walk in on my fuckstick brother combing his pubes with our mom's toothbrush. FML

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By bigdaddy - 25/09/2009 15:01 - United States

Today, while I was brushing my teeth, my 5 year old-son walked into the bathroom. He gave me a mean look and said, "That's Sammy's toothbrush, not yours." I've been brushing my teeth with the dog's toothbrush for two months now. FML

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By mr.palendrome - 06/03/2009 02:27 - United States

Today, I was teasing my little brother. Later that night, I went to the bathroom to wash up. While I'm brushing my teeth, my little brother slips a photo under the door that shows him scrubbing my toothbrush against his nuts. FML

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By Toothy - 02/04/2011 05:03 - United States

Today, I learned that when I leave skid marks in the toilet my wife uses my toothbrush to remove them. FML

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By Fffhjno - 28/09/2016 18:15 - United States - Providence

Today, I saw my two-year-old son trying to floss his teeth. He was using an earthworm. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/09/2011 19:16 - United Kingdom

Today, I had to clean up after the kid that discovered he could finger paint with his poo. FML

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Work sucks

By Anonymous - 08/07/2011 19:43 - United States

Today, I'd just finished cleaning the bathrooms at work when I saw a young boy go in. Of course, I thought nothing of it until I had to use the bathroom myself ten minutes later. The kid had taken a shit and missed the toilet completely. FML

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By uglychick - 05/09/2009 17:29 - Canada

Today, my brother came out of the shower and sat with my mom and me on the couch. He then says he liked the idea of the extra toothbrush in the shower, it helps him clean between his toes. I have been using that to brush my teeth for the last two weeks. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/04/2016 14:34 - United States - Baton Rouge

Today, after a fight, I caught my sister rubbing my toothbrush on the inside of our grimy toilet. This is why I have trust issues. FML

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By Waitingtomoveout - 12/01/2017 17:09

Today, I had to remove my brother's pubic hairs from the bathtub before bathing my son. FML

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killuhand 12

Monday 16 September 2013 16:15

can't blame the kid for wanting to be minty fresh

feldco1 17

Monday 16 September 2013 16:16

At least this didnt say "my toothbrush."

Comments

martin8337 35

Monday 16 September 2013 18:56

Is he circumsized? Either way, giggity.

chosha_fml 26

Monday 16 September 2013 18:57

Thorough. Hopefully not OCD thorough.

TheDrifter 23

Monday 16 September 2013 19:00

But the ads all say women love a pearly white smile.

skyeyez9 24

Monday 16 September 2013 19:00

I would have thought a penis is too sensitive to be scrubbed with a tooth brush and would be painful?

FrankHotpants 31

Monday 16 September 2013 19:05

It's called detailing, it often requires the use of small precise tools.

NodakN8V 25

Monday 16 September 2013 19:06

Happenis is hard to find

wickedpanda 9

Monday 16 September 2013 19:10

I hope somebody told him that is NOT the method for making an effective homemade toothpaste.....

ViviMage 38

Monday 16 September 2013 19:15

Even if he is intact/uncircumcised, usually soap and water on it like a leg or a hand will suffice. I have to wonder if he's getting pleasure out of it, and is it your toothbrush?

perdix 29

Monday 16 September 2013 19:16

WHOSE toothbrush?!?!! Whose? If it was your toothbrush: vomit-inducing disgusting. His own toothbrush: thoroughly disgusting. If he has a special penis brush: weird, but not disgusting.