Intimacy: Today, I walked in the door and heard my husband calling me to...

By Lewis - 04/09/2010 11:02 - Australia

Today, I walked in the door and heard my husband calling me to the bedroom. I got a little excited, took my clothes off, and walked into the bedroom. I forgot our mortgagor was inspecting our house today. FML

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By nudesurprise - 16/04/2009 14:49 - United States

Today, I was at my new apartment. My fiancé was coming home so I filled the apartment with candles and put on some sexy music. When he came up to my door, I answered the door, naked. What I didn't know was that he was bringing his dad to see the new apartment. FML

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Today, I walked in on my husband having sex with the shower wall. When I got in the shower with him he immediately went soft. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/08/2009 05:37 - United States

Today, I walked in on my husband in our room completely naked. At first I thought he was waiting for me so we could have sex. He hadn't seen me yet, so I started to undress too to surprise him. Then I saw that he had drawn a face on his penis and he was talking to it. FML

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By nnnaaazzz - 24/10/2009 12:20 - United Kingdom

Today, I decided to pay a suprise visit to my boyfriend's house. I let myself in, walked up to his bedroom and found him dancing around. In the dress I had left the other weekend. FML

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By Hunterxx - 07/08/2010 05:21 - United States

Today, my husband thought it'd be funny to trigger the alarm in the house while I was sleeping. Shocked, I ran outside naked. FML

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Today, after leaving for the city inspector to make sure everything was up to code, my husband and I remembered that we'd forgotten to take down the rope bondage setup and equipment in the closet. We came home to paperwork on the kitchen counter and the closet door open. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/06/2023 15:00

Today, I left my husband in charge of the house for a day. When I returned, I saw him gaming through the window, so I stormed in and yelled at him. Then, my eyes adjusted, and I saw the neatly folded laundry, clean kitchen, vacuumed rugs, and my son, who was asleep until I woke him. Whoops. FML

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Saturday 4 September 2010 19:48

can you say awkward?

ryankon518 3

Saturday 4 September 2010 20:02

dress to impress, well in this case undress

Comments

musicismylife21 5

Tuesday 7 September 2010 7:52

I find this incredibly dumb! Why the heck would you think to take your clothes off when your husband was just calling your name to ask you a question or something? You two must haven't had sex in awhile.

GreatGeak 8

Tuesday 30 November 2010 15:45

you sound like an amazing wife. I mean sure it was fail, but a woman who drops her clothes right after work at the call of the husband....dreamy.

sweetalicious 1

Sunday 24 July 2011 8:04

YDI.

ScreamingFits 0

Sunday 11 September 2011 0:25

You're an idiot.

kittles90 2

Tuesday 18 October 2011 8:21

hmmmm.... she said bedroom...? plus people do it in bathrooms.....

bethnoire 10

Thursday 3 November 2011 5:24

I'm so amused people missed that this poster's name is Lewis. I'm pretty sure this was a gay couple. That makes all the "I wish I had a girlfriend like you" comments so much funnier.