Kids: Today, I walked in the snow and saw some kid slip. I laughed... - FML

By WestboroBC - 03/02/2009 22:56 - United States

Today, I walked in the snow and saw some kid slip. I laughed and felt good about myself. Then I fell. FML

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By fml - 04/01/2010 03:50 - Canada

Today, I walked to the end of my driveway to pick up the newspaper. I read the front page that was talking about people who have been getting hurt from slipping on ice. Laughing about that thought and walking up my driveway, I slipped. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/01/2010 09:34 - United States

Today, as I was walking home, I felt my feet slip out from under me and I face-planted in the slushy, dirty, melting snow. I rolled over, completely soaked, and attempted to get up, thinking no one saw me. A mail-man then passed me without offering to help, and said, "I've seen worse." FML

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By mus - 23/04/2019 04:00

Today, while walking to my bus stop, I saw a girl slip on black ice, then catch herself, and I laughed because people catching themselves slip are hilarious. I reach the same patch of black ice and go flying, falling on my hip and spilling my coffee all over me. FML

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Steady as she goes

By Slippin' - 17/11/2022 17:00 - United States - Steele

Today, I tried to walk on the sidewalk. Actually, it was so slippery that I had to shimmy across it. Then I shimmied too quickly and fell down. Now everything hurts. Maybe next time I should bring a sled. FML

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By SqueakingRetard - 17/01/2014 23:28 - Canada - Barrie

Today, I was walking home from work, when I slipped and fell on a patch of ice. I clambered back to my feet, made it three feet, then slipped and fell again. A guy who'd witnessed the whole thing stuck his head out of his car window and yelled "Dumbasssssss!" FML

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By Anonymous - 14/11/2017 15:00

Today, I went on a hike. It had snowed the night before so I wore warm clothes. They didn’t help when I slipped and broke my leg. FML

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By This girl - 19/12/2011 18:01 - United States

Today, I was walking down the street, when I slipped and fell on a patch of ice. It wasn't all that embarrassing, until I walked two more feet and slipped again. The second time, a man pulled over and loudly asked if I was drunk. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/01/2015 22:07 - Canada - Brampton

Today, while walking to work, I sneezed so violently that I slipped on a patch of ice and hit the ground hard, badly spraining my shoulder. I lay there in agony as a pair of bystanders just stood there, laughing their asses off. FML

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By Icy - 27/12/2009 08:43 - United States

Today, I was walking to the bus stop. I saw a chunk of ice and attempted to kick it. Sadly it was frozen to the ground, so I fell, broke my toe, and missed the bus. Even the bus driver was laughing as he drove by. FML

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By youlyingjerk - 01/02/2010 02:12 - United States

Today, I slipped on my icy front porch, fell back and hit my head on the step. I tried to get up, but lost my balance and fell halfway into the bush next to the steps. I then looked up to see my very hot, British, Ex-Special Forces next door neighbor laughing so hard he dropped his snow shovel. FML

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MUFC4EVER 0

Wednesday 4 February 2009 9:31

karma's a b*tch

PureGold 0

Wednesday 4 February 2009 18:07

FAIL. And you deserved it.

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Gorsbug823 0

Monday 24 May 2010 6:41

karma ha

erikjh1234 0

Saturday 29 May 2010 7:16

karmas a bitch

thescyphozoa 6

Thursday 3 June 2010 1:39

you're name's "WestboroBC"? As in Westboro Baptist Church? Then you deserve everything bad that happens to you.

liveitup1247 0

Monday 28 June 2010 4:47

how does seeing a kid fall make u feel good about urself??

owneditup 0

Sunday 11 July 2010 7:44

completly agree wit 50, if u feel gud about urself cuz sum kid fell u deserve to get bitchslapped in the face

LafayetteSurin 0

Monday 3 January 2011 14:23

Douche.

DongBong 0

Saturday 19 March 2011 14:48

irony?

X_o_X_ocutie 0

Saturday 26 March 2011 7:01

karma's a mothafucka ain't it

jcdiva7 0

Saturday 14 May 2011 7:22

Ydi but I would have done the same

sweeetooth 4

Monday 13 June 2011 7:59

I get why you laughed, theres nothing funnier then when people fall, but why would that make you feel good about yourself...? that's pretty screwed up man

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