Kids: Today, I walked in the snow and saw some kid slip. I laughed... - FML

By WestboroBC - 03/02/2009 22:56 - United States

Today, I walked in the snow and saw some kid slip. I laughed and felt good about myself. Then I fell. FML

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By fml - 04/01/2010 03:50 - Canada

Today, I walked to the end of my driveway to pick up the newspaper. I read the front page that was talking about people who have been getting hurt from slipping on ice. Laughing about that thought and walking up my driveway, I slipped. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/01/2010 09:34 - United States

Today, as I was walking home, I felt my feet slip out from under me and I face-planted in the slushy, dirty, melting snow. I rolled over, completely soaked, and attempted to get up, thinking no one saw me. A mail-man then passed me without offering to help, and said, "I've seen worse." FML

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By mus - 23/04/2019 04:00

Today, while walking to my bus stop, I saw a girl slip on black ice, then catch herself, and I laughed because people catching themselves slip are hilarious. I reach the same patch of black ice and go flying, falling on my hip and spilling my coffee all over me. FML

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By Slippin' - 17/11/2022 17:00 - United States - Steele

Today, I tried to walk on the sidewalk. Actually, it was so slippery that I had to shimmy across it. Then I shimmied too quickly and fell down. Now everything hurts. Maybe next time I should bring a sled. FML

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By SqueakingRetard - 17/01/2014 23:28 - Canada - Barrie

Today, I was walking home from work, when I slipped and fell on a patch of ice. I clambered back to my feet, made it three feet, then slipped and fell again. A guy who'd witnessed the whole thing stuck his head out of his car window and yelled "Dumbasssssss!" FML

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By Anonymous - 14/11/2017 15:00

Today, I went on a hike. It had snowed the night before so I wore warm clothes. They didn’t help when I slipped and broke my leg. FML

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By This girl - 19/12/2011 18:01 - United States

Today, I was walking down the street, when I slipped and fell on a patch of ice. It wasn't all that embarrassing, until I walked two more feet and slipped again. The second time, a man pulled over and loudly asked if I was drunk. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/01/2015 22:07 - Canada - Brampton

Today, while walking to work, I sneezed so violently that I slipped on a patch of ice and hit the ground hard, badly spraining my shoulder. I lay there in agony as a pair of bystanders just stood there, laughing their asses off. FML

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By Icy - 27/12/2009 08:43 - United States

Today, I was walking to the bus stop. I saw a chunk of ice and attempted to kick it. Sadly it was frozen to the ground, so I fell, broke my toe, and missed the bus. Even the bus driver was laughing as he drove by. FML

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By youlyingjerk - 01/02/2010 02:12 - United States

Today, I slipped on my icy front porch, fell back and hit my head on the step. I tried to get up, but lost my balance and fell halfway into the bush next to the steps. I then looked up to see my very hot, British, Ex-Special Forces next door neighbor laughing so hard he dropped his snow shovel. FML

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MUFC4EVER 0

Wednesday 4 February 2009 9:31

karma's a b*tch

PureGold 0

Wednesday 4 February 2009 18:07

FAIL. And you deserved it.

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xxmeowxx43 1

Thursday 29 March 2012 0:50

I always do that ..

torch433 1

Saturday 19 May 2012 23:26

lol idiot ydi

missalice0306 19

Friday 25 May 2012 2:16

Textbook example of karma

deadlyriot101 7

Friday 15 June 2012 22:18

You felt good about laughing at someone's misfortune? Dick.

FmlCrunch 3

Wednesday 20 June 2012 4:37

That's a dick move. When a child falls you go and help him/her up. Not laugh. The moral of the story is Karma is a bitch.

TBfml15 9

Sunday 21 December 2014 0:11

Nah. I would've done the same thing.

camillewhite1 12

Saturday 28 July 2012 6:35

YDI OP, you cant just laugh at da poor peoples. Thats so rude!/: but you can atleast laugh then when he falls go and help him up... Karmas a bitch :) be more nice, op.

Panda_Shy_Haven 17

Thursday 9 August 2012 14:30

Lol. Deserved it didn't ya. Now. So I can make this an "Lmao" was it ur face or ass

WhyCantIDoRight 5

Friday 26 October 2012 7:53

Kill yourself, You ******* douchebag.

JamieLT 22

Sunday 7 April 2013 3:29

You felt good about seeing someone get hurt. YDI ass

ash268 18

Tuesday 16 April 2013 20:11

Why would another person falling make you feel good about yourself?

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