Intimacy: Today, I walked into a public restroom to find that they had...

By Anonymous - 26/04/2012 12:08 - United States - Indianapolis

Today, I walked into a public restroom to find that they had set up a free health clinic for the homeless; by that I mean that I found one bum inspecting and cleaning the infected, bloody genitals of another bum. FML

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By minimum wage - 02/04/2012 08:38 - Canada

Today, I walked in on a homeless guy peeing on a turd on the floor of the women's restroom at the park. I'm a janitor for the city. FML

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By Bobby ray slice - 22/08/2011 00:03 - United States

Today, I went into a public bathroom and walked in on a guy checking his butt out in the mirror to see if he'd wiped properly. FML

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By OhPleaseNo - 07/04/2020 14:00 - OhPleaseNo

Today, I was at work at my local hospital. I went to the toilet to empty my bladder; the door was half open so I assumed it was empty. Upon opening the door, I was greeted with a half naked old man, who then yelled at me and violently shat himself, all over the walls and floor. FML

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By KP - 25/06/2009 16:22 - United States

Today, while I was working a customer notified me that the men's restroom need some attention. Thinking that there was just a small mess, I walked into the restroom only to discover someone had taken a crap in the sink. Guess who got to clean it. FML

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By Oh dear - 05/07/2012 22:15 - Saint Vincent and the Grenadines - Kingstown

Today, I was taking a dump at a public restroom. As I reached over to grab the toilet paper, I realized someone had peed on it. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/04/2011 05:26

Today, I had diarrhea in a public bathroom. When I was finished, I noticed that someone had pissed all over the toilet paper. FML

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By jackpot - 09/05/2011 01:53 - Venezuela

Today, I was in a parking lot looking for a spot, and after driving around for a long while I finally found one. A homeless man was taking a shit on it. FML

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By Jill - 09/04/2011 22:00 - United States

Today, I went into the women's bathroom and was warmly greeted by a man masturbating on one of the sinks. FML

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By cj1012 - 08/07/2012 03:16 - United States

Today, a homeless man started to wet himself in the recliner at the coffee shop where I work. He then walked all the way to the bathroom, only to finish urinating in a puddle right in front of the bathroom door. Guess who cleaned it up. FML

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By Tressa95 - 25/02/2018 18:30 - United States - Belleville

Today, I walked into a public restroom and, to my utter surprise, saw a lady squeezing blood out of used tampons. We made eye contact, she continued, and I ran out in horror. FML

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Thursday 26 April 2012 18:08

Thanks for putting that image in my head. If you excuse me I'm going to hit myself in the head with a brick to lose my memory of this FML.

biggestfan23 11

Thursday 26 April 2012 18:07

This is wrong in so many ways. That's why public restrooms are only used for emergencies

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shannonjnae2706 0

Thursday 26 April 2012 18:10

Just another reason I try to avoid using public bathrooms...FYL, indeed.

Epsilonyx 15

Thursday 26 April 2012 18:11

What a nice hobo. :3

challan 19

Thursday 26 April 2012 18:11

I think I just threw up a bit in my mouth, but I can't help but wonder if you stood in line for your turn?

merko 8

Thursday 26 April 2012 18:17

14- I love your profile picture!!!!!! :)

challan 19

Thursday 26 April 2012 18:50

Lol thanks! I wish I could say gl today but... Well you know! ;)

merko 8

Thursday 26 April 2012 20:53

56) what??? are you saying you dont like the rangers?? lol thats ok

challan 19

Thursday 26 April 2012 21:27

Lol it would be a cold day in hell, my new friend, if I did. I'm a Flyers fan.

merko 8

Thursday 26 April 2012 21:31

lol thats ok, but i have give the flyers props for beating the crap outta the pens. lol

DocBastard 38

Thursday 26 April 2012 18:14

I find this story easy to ********** to.

The_Hitdude 12

Thursday 26 April 2012 18:20

I probably would too if my eyes weren't bleeding right now.

challan 19

Thursday 26 April 2012 18:52

Doc... That was just so wrong on so many levels, but absolutely hysterical.

petraphotoDOTca 6

Thursday 26 April 2012 18:56

it's probably a pleasure compared to some stuff you must deal with. sad, though. basic health care should be free.

EpicSquishii 21

Friday 27 April 2012 1:38

No. It was not hysterical at all. It was very calmly conveyed. Do you mean "hilarious" by chance?

challan 19

Friday 27 April 2012 5:45

Hysterical means emotional excess... My emotion happened to be happy yet repulsed so I laughed hysterically. Thanks for the English lesson, now kiss my ass!