Miscellaneous: Today, I walked into my bathroom, only to find my dad passed...

FML for mobile
Free

By Anonymous - 11/11/2014 18:56 - United States - Dekalb

Today, I walked into my bathroom, only to find my dad passed out on the floor with his pants around his ankles. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 103

You deserved it 3 062

Epic Easter: Chases and Chutes
From egg hunts gone wrong to unforgettable family dinners, Easter has never been so much fun! More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 13/03/2010 09:17 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, when I needed the loo. The door was ajar, so I walked into his bathroom, sat down, and started to pee. I then looked up to see the shocked face of his dad sitting naked in the bath. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 784

You deserved it 10 102

By :// - 05/11/2013 21:01 - United States - Romulus

Today, I woke up and went to the bathroom, only to find my dad sitting on the toilet, blind drunk. He screamed "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!" at me. I just wanted to shave. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 765

You deserved it 3 754

By poopEVERYWHERE - 18/09/2009 14:27 - United States

Today, I heard my dad screaming in the hallway. Thinking he was having a heart attack I ran to the hall without looking where I was going. I slipped and slid towards my dad in what turned out to be a mass quantity of diarrhea from one of my two dogs. He was screaming because he stepped in it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 969

You deserved it 4 343

By mydadsawsooomuch - 17/11/2010 13:26 - United States

Today, in the wee hours of the morning I decided to make a naked dash to the bathroom, unfortunately, my dad decided to do the same thing at the exact same time. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 163

You deserved it 9 826

By IAmACoolCat - 05/07/2011 16:41 - United States

Today, I found my dad using my bathroom. Why? Because he "had to take a crap" and didn't want to stink up his own bathroom. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 530

You deserved it 4 963

By Lilragu97 - 26/07/2012 05:14 - United States - Exeter

Today, I walked into my upstairs bathroom to find my mom's new boyfriend eating soup, naked on the toilet. In shock, I stepped back and fell down a flight of stairs, backwards, and hit my head on wall, leaving a dent in it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 379

You deserved it 2 397

By soawkward - 26/01/2012 19:09 - Canada

Today, I passed out in the shower with my boyfriend. He just left me there. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 043

You deserved it 5 140

By malebonding - 17/08/2009 13:50 - United States

Today, I slept in late and when I woke up, thought I was the only one in the house so I decided to walk around the corner to the only upstairs bathroom naked. My dad also slept in, also thought he was the only one in the house, and also decided to walk to the bathroom naked. We collided. FML

I agree, your life sucks 67 345

You deserved it 14 927

Morning conversation

By Anonymous - 15/03/2021 08:01

Today, I went into the bathroom only to discover my dad on the pot. “Oh, sorry”, I say and turn to leave. His reply, “Oh I don’t mind. Just having a shit here.” FML

I agree, your life sucks 703

You deserved it 198

Eye bleach

By deardaughter - 14/08/2019 06:00 - Australia

Today, I walked into the kitchen to find my father trimming his pubes over the bin with our kitchen scissors. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 815

You deserved it 121

MeanBeagle 22

Tuesday 11 November 2014 23:52

well he ALMOST made it

silvercamaro 22

Wednesday 12 November 2014 0:25

He could be passed out drunk, so walking away and leaving him alone could actually result in him dying.

Comments

Enslaved 36

Wednesday 12 November 2014 0:11

He heard there was a party in his pants and was probably just looking for it.

MeanBeagle 22

Wednesday 12 November 2014 0:15

I accidently down voted this :( so Id like to publicly apologize.

AddictGamer 16

Wednesday 12 November 2014 0:32

You know you can undo that.. Right?

VeganDarkLight 31

Wednesday 12 November 2014 0:36

How?

devildog562 33

Wednesday 12 November 2014 1:10

So the guy can have a party in his pants but no ones invited ?

Ironmayhem 22

Wednesday 12 November 2014 5:23

OP sadly found it...

sweetlysarcastic 3

Wednesday 12 November 2014 0:27

I hope they were at least his pants

Emzinatorbot 26

Wednesday 12 November 2014 0:38

What the hell happened? I hope your dad is okay

worldclassrager 39

Wednesday 12 November 2014 0:41

We wall wonder what happened...one hell of a story or just bad timing

MissBehavin77 18

Wednesday 12 November 2014 0:47

Meh, It happens to the best of us.

RedPillSucks 31

Wednesday 12 November 2014 4:13

What? You've jacked off so hard that you passed out too? Glad to know its not just OPs dad and me

MissBehavin77 18

Wednesday 12 November 2014 5:06

Because OP's post clearly states he was passed out due to jerking off?

brand125 17

Wednesday 12 November 2014 0:51

25 - if they died because you didnt save them then who are you blackmailing exactly?

onepiecefan_fml 2

Wednesday 12 November 2014 0:56

I just hope he wasn't masturbating too hard...

vikky538 28

Wednesday 12 November 2014 0:58

wow...did you get him outta bathroom?

josemcmexican 1

Wednesday 12 November 2014 1:21

I guess he had some stress ?

DenverTyrrell 13

Wednesday 12 November 2014 1:25

He might not have been drunk, he could have just passed out, hope he is okay OP and hope your mental state is too :/

FML on Facebook

Keywords

Miscellaneous Capitalism Health Sports Awkward Work Friends Weird Management Relatable Birthday Teenagers Phobias Insects Embarrassing Food Smells Restaurants Poopoo peepee Relationship advice #FAFO Intimacy Sex Family Money Kids Skincare Love Housework Technology

The Top

Today, I overheard my boyfriend of two years tell his friend he was going to "pop the question." Ecstatic, I wore my nicest dress and got my hair done for dinner. Near the end, he leant in romantically and asked if we could start doing anal. So much for marriage. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 531

You deserved it 7 813

Today, after my company laid off half the contractors I usually deal with and replaced them with AI tools, I spent my day “collaborating” with a chatbot that keeps calling me Steve. My name isn’t Steve. FML

I agree, your life sucks 398

You deserved it 52

The Top

Today, my boyfriend and I saw someone dump a dog in our neighborhood before driving off. We spent an hour trying to get the dog out of the cold, but couldn't catch it. Temperatures go down to the 30s in 3 days. Hopefully we can catch it by then. FML

I agree, your life sucks 806

You deserved it 93

Today, I had my new Blackberry Curve sitting on my lunch tray. Unthinkingly, i tossed it into the garbage can. 10 minutes later i realized I had thrown it away and spent the next hour searching through six garbage cans of half-eaten food. FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 403

You deserved it 30 092

Today, I got my score back for the monologue I performed. I got points taken off for "seeming nervous." My character was supposed to be nervous. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 335

You deserved it 2 668

Today, I was on a date with a guy I've been crushing on. In the middle of the dinner, he said he had to go get something from his car. When I asked what it was, he smiled and said it was a surprise. I waited for my surprise for half an hour. Then I decided to pay the bill and go home and cry. FML

I agree, your life sucks 60 027

You deserved it 3 761

Today, I went to my step-sister's for family dinner. Her husband was really drunk and openly hit on me in front of most of my family. I nonchalantly ignored his advances. Later, my step-mom said it would not have happened if I didn't dress like a skank. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 355

You deserved it 5 970

Today, I was skating in the city when I slipped and fractured my arm. As I was lying in pain, a guy walked up to me, frisked my pocket and took my wallet. He then said, "It's nothing personal." FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 353

You deserved it 3 469

Same thing different taste

Morning conversation

Eye bleach

Top comments

Comments