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By neednewdeoderant - 14/12/2011 02:39 - United States

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Today, I walked into my bathroom to find my girlfriend applying my deodorant. This would have been fine, if she wasn't applying it to her mouth. I don't think deodorant helps with bad breath, but a quick Google search shows that it does help with herpes. FML
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MerkathonPro 0

When I first read this, I saw "If she wasn't applying it to"... Is it wrong if I thought crotch first?

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gunmania0 12

There are two ways you can get herpes... just don't let her give you a Blowie...

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hello_kitty_lovr 1

does that mean she has herpes? cuz in that case Good Luck!

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scrework 6

^ My previous comment was in reply to #16.

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cunningchick 1

Maybe ur doderent smells tht good.......?

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ultra_notorious 26

better make sure she keeps those lips off of your hog

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omggtfomi 1

Okay everyone of you are ******* dumbasses. there are 8 types of herpes. Types 1 and 2 are obvious and as all of you are mistakingly wrong are NOT the same virus. Type 1 causes mouth sores and can cause genital herpes. Type 2 causes genital herpes and can cause mouth sores but the virus cannot survive outside of the body for very long. Type 3 causes chicken pox and shingles. Types 4 and 5 cause mono. Types 6 and 7 cause roseola. Type 8 is found in tumors of those infected with aids. Google it

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