By DefinitelyNotDogshit - 28/08/2013 04:06 - United States - Levittown

Today, I walked into my new office for the first time after receiving the promotion I've been trying for. Someone took a dump on my desk. FML
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MissWhitneyB 17

People get so bitter but you know what OP, you got the promotion and dererved it so congrats to you. :)

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Wizardo 33

Office warming present and it looks like someone else was trying for the promotion too... straining for it in fact.

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Treveyon56 14

Wow someone really hates you for getting the job. Just be prepared for other surprises.

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siggy_mcsigx 22

Sounds like you work around a lot of men.

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Wiz_Of_Oz 17

I wouldn't presume that the culprit was a sexist male coworker.

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thejimler 9

Women poop too you know!

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SlapAndTickle 20

No we don't #44. We don't poop, fart or burp. We've evolved so much we do not need normal bodily functions anymore.

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Typicall 21

^ That comment made me crack up in a quiet area.

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Conn3ct 9

It just comes out as nagging and rage instead, doesn't it #46?

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SlapAndTickle 20

You just wait until we evolve more and become asexual. You will be ******... just not by us.

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elcee1987 18

Bahaha this made me lol, literally. Sorry dude but that's some funny shit.

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Citronnelle_fml 9

Somebody's been taking too much after the guy who's LIKE A BOSS.

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SAgirl 13

Need more info, was there someone ells trying to get the same promotion?

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mangobbler 11

Somehow I can picture Caruso from CSI making a joke on how "shitty" the situation is...

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littlerawr 13

At least now you're promoted, you don't have to clean up! After all, you're higher than the rest of them. ;)

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ohro 10

*Smells* like jealousy to me. Don't stress about it bc you got the promotion! Congrats :)

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