By DefinitelyNotDogshit - 28/08/2013 04:06 - United States - Levittown

Today, I walked into my new office for the first time after receiving the promotion I've been trying for. Someone took a dump on my desk. FML
I agree, your life sucks 49 721
You deserved it 3 679

Same thing different taste

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MissWhitneyB 17

People get so bitter but you know what OP, you got the promotion and dererved it so congrats to you. :)

Wizardo 33

Office warming present and it looks like someone else was trying for the promotion too... straining for it in fact.

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They can shit on your desk all they want, them jealous bastards. They won't be getting your promotion anytime soon.

jw90 18

That's nasty..anyway congrats on the promotion OP!

Dw about that, at least u got the promotion ;) And u deserved it ^-^ Ppl get jealous so they get a bit cray cray, but dw OP :)

Are there cameras to find out who did it? Otherwise maybe install one right off the bat like a small camera in a lamp or computer. Congrats on the promo. At least I know promos still exist out there.

ohdannyboyy 8

Anyone else think of The Office upon reading this? Maybe it was Packer? Haha.