By DefinitelyNotDogshit - 28/08/2013 04:06 - United States - Levittown

Today, I walked into my new office for the first time after receiving the promotion I've been trying for. Someone took a dump on my desk. FML
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MissWhitneyB 17

People get so bitter but you know what OP, you got the promotion and dererved it so congrats to you. :)

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Wizardo 33

Office warming present and it looks like someone else was trying for the promotion too... straining for it in fact.

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dinagdotphoto 13

Tell your coworkers to cut that shit out'

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ghil15 8

someone might have hate u that much!

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The_Nuke 31

I guess you could say *puts on shades* that it was a shitty start to the day

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Ctrl_H 18

Could it be? An FML that envolves crap, and there's no "shitty situation" pun? I guess we finally rid the site of it. Good work guys, next up is "sticky situation."

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yesyesnonono 10

You got promoted and they didn't. Fire whoever's it is.

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suri23 11

Does the shitter know you can recover DNA from the turd and identify her/him? Not expensive to do, so...

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MandySkittles 18

Check the security camera footage, DNA test it, get whoever was foolish and jealous enough to do that fired. They took a dump on your desk, you take one on their employment :)

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RaivenGizmo 14

Wow, that must have been one shitty day

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ShoyuSauceSoup 26

I know how you feel. When I was at highschool, someone took a dump in my backpack. It was very disrespectful and gross. Nowadays I can laugh at it, but I was very angry when it happened.

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