Intimacy: Today, I walked into my room to find my roommate's boyfriend...

By FreakinthePink - 06/12/2010 07:20

Today, I walked into my room to find my roommate's boyfriend trying on one of my pink, lacy bras. My roommate then yelled at me for coming home early. FML

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By SingleAndHomeless - 22/05/2022 18:00

Today, I came home early from work. My boyfriend and I live together. I open the door and I found my best friend watching TV on the couch, wearing lingerie. The room smelled like sex. She acted irrational and defensive, and had the audacity to ask what I was doing here. Bitch, I live here. FML

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Wait, what?

By Sally - 24/07/2009 09:04 - United States

Today, my roommate came home and began changing clothes in the same room that my boyfriend and I were in. I quickly got annoyed and angry and when I began questioning her about it she just laughed while saying, "Oh relax, it's not like he's never seen me naked before." FML

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Roid rage incoming

By screwed - 22/12/2010 17:56 - Canada

Today, I accidentally walked in on my roommate while she was changing clothes. She insisted on telling her boyfriend what had happened, because, "It wouldn't feel right" if she didn't. Her boyfriend is a MMA fighter/bodybuilder and has major jealousy issues. I'm screwed. FML

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By Arizonagirl - 06/11/2016 07:31 - United States

Today, I walked in on my roommate having sex in my bed, because apparently hers is "for sleeping only". FML

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By Anonymous - 22/07/2016 22:01

Today, my roommate's boyfriend professed his love to me. I kicked him out, and he stood outside the door calling my name until he saw my roommate coming down the hall. They both came in and he acted like nothing happened. FML

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Caught in 4K

By NewRoommateNeededASAP - 13/10/2016 01:29 - United States

Today, I skipped class and went to back my apartment early. I found out that my roommate had broken into my room and was laying in my bed wearing my underwear, taking pictures of herself. Apparently, she's been doing it all semester. FML

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By itsemilyc - 02/02/2015 19:34 - United States - Byron Center

Today, my boyfriend "accidentally" had sex with my roommate. FML

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WTF roomie?

By JN5SLK - 08/11/2013 22:29 - United States - Salt Lake City

Today, I walked into my dorm room, only to witness my roommate shaving her vag over my trashcan. FML

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Oh, hello

By kikuhime - 17/01/2021 02:01

Today, I came early from my job, just to find my boyfriend in bed, with my dad. FML

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By LovelySB - 21/04/2019 04:00

Today, while trying to get over all the emotional things I've been going through, I forgot that my bedroom door was open and here my silly behind was dancing in my underwear while my roommate watched on. FML

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Monday 6 December 2010 12:13

how disturbing.......

grandpaearthling 2

Monday 6 December 2010 12:19

what do you mean by early? are you supposed to stay away from you're place until otherwise notified. tell the bitch to share her skivvies with her tranny boyfriend and have her wash your clothes and fold them neatly,

Comments

CaptainDixon 0

Monday 6 December 2010 12:23

dude looks like a lady

natas_fml 13

Monday 6 December 2010 16:08

petite feet!

Jimboom 11

Monday 6 December 2010 12:27

Mmmmm. Kinky. Threesome?

Mister_Grinch 0

Monday 6 December 2010 12:27

I bet he has bigger MOOBS (man boobs) than you. :p

UrCommentsSuck 0

Monday 6 December 2010 13:01

Of course he has bigger moobs. Especially since women can't have man boobs at all. Fail.

W4X 0

Monday 6 December 2010 13:57

^ Perfect name for you.

guckylynn 19

Monday 6 December 2010 15:17

16 everyone knows what moobs are. we don't need you to explain it. you weren't being clever and making something new up.

Kyto7884 0

Monday 6 December 2010 20:50

30- win!!!!

pickleguy 0

Monday 6 December 2010 12:35

So that explains the case of the mysterious 'boob hair'.

UnderTheMoon 0

Monday 6 December 2010 17:59

Scott Pilgrim win^

Sweetpea137 0

Wednesday 8 December 2010 9:35

i love movie

BagleHead 6

Monday 6 December 2010 12:37

You really should've knocked

therealsuperman 0

Tuesday 7 December 2010 8:00

yeah, who the hell just walks right into their own room. what did she expect?

tidsaw 0

Tuesday 7 December 2010 16:42

Exactly I mean it's selfish to just walk into your own room not thinking about your roommates boyfriend who might be trying some of your bras out!

jagd 0

Monday 6 December 2010 12:37

sexy threesome?

big_brown_eyes 0

Monday 6 December 2010 12:52

just crank the bitch!

big_brown_eyes 0

Monday 6 December 2010 12:54

just crank the bitch!

jaahn 5

Monday 6 December 2010 12:57

you shouldn't have came home early u dumb bitch! ydi

OneLittleAdditio 9

Monday 6 December 2010 13:18

Dude it's her living space too she can come home at whatever time she wants. I'm not gonna stay out just cuz the other people I live with might be doing something. If they don't want me catching them doing anything stupid they shouldn't be doing it in the first place!