Love: Today, I walked into the ladies restroom and was shocked to see...

By Anonymous - 28/04/2009 05:40 - United States

Today, I walked into the ladies restroom and was shocked to see the guy I've had a huge crush on for two years. Peeing. In the sink. FML

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By blaahh - 19/02/2011 01:35 - United States

Today, I was asked out by a guy I've liked since the beginning of the year. All I could say was, "I have to pee", and ran into the men's bathroom. FML

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By teaspoonzz - 25/10/2017 15:00

Today, I walked into the ladies' bathroom to find my male boss taking a dump with the stall door wide open. FML

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By hardee fucking har yourself, sir - 07/08/2013 22:00 - United Kingdom - Stockport

Today, a guy started taking a leak beside me at the urinal. Evidently he figured he wasn't being enough of a cockbite, because he looked at my junk, laughed, "HAH!" then broke down into hysterics and totally lost control of his stream. I smell like piss. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/03/2010 09:17 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, when I needed the loo. The door was ajar, so I walked into his bathroom, sat down, and started to pee. I then looked up to see the shocked face of his dad sitting naked in the bath. FML

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By devinbyrne - 05/03/2011 20:26 - United States

Today, I was in the bathroom, when someone came up behind me. Instead of waiting for a urinal to free up, he wedged his way in between me and another guy, and promptly began peeing in my urinal, crossing streams in the process. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/05/2014 13:00 - United States

Today, a guy drunkenly professed his love for me. He did this after walking in on me peeing, which he decided was the time to tell me such a thing. FML

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By KP - 25/06/2009 16:22 - United States

Today, while I was working a customer notified me that the men's restroom need some attention. Thinking that there was just a small mess, I walked into the restroom only to discover someone had taken a crap in the sink. Guess who got to clean it. FML

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By Cherie - 31/08/2009 21:18 - United States

Today, I was in an unfamiliar building on campus and I needed to use the bathroom before class started. I walked in and saw a man at the sink. I said "Oh my god I'm sorry! I thought this was the women's washroom." It was. The very butch looking woman gave me a look of death. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/07/2013 05:50 - United States - Austin

Today, as a joke, my friends pushed me into the men's restroom and held the door shut. As I was trying to push the door open, I heard a voice behind me say, "Wow. Immaturity, huh?" I turned to find a guy taking a dump in one of the urinals. FML

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Peanu_theGreat 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 13:00

HE WAS IN THE LADIES ROOM. That alone is an FML.

aFMLaddict 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 12:52

Maybe he knew you were comming and tryed to impress you?

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Broc 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 15:05

YDI for having a crush on the guy for two years and never finding out he's a freak.

guitardedman 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 15:06

has the thought crossed anyone's mind that he was probably plastered? i've pissed in sinks, on tables, on guitar hero controllers.... booze will do that to you, i don't understand why this is an fml really

spamme 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 15:13

what´s wrong? to impress girls I do that all th time

shardsofmetal 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 15:35

That must mean someone was already peeing in the sink in the Mens room, or why else would he be in the Woman's room.

lmpinto 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 15:36

#35 - The OP states clearly "ladies restroom" so no, it was not unisex. #36 - Let me know how that works out ;)

rukusrazor 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 15:55

#34 and #36 need professional help. That shit is pretty gross, and in the women's bathroom of all places. You can pull that off in the men's, but the women's? This FML doesn't seem real, although it's a relatively realistic scenario. That, or I missing vital info. Was this a club? A wedding? What?

fallencresceny 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 15:56

#32 It's only sterile for the person that urinates... For someone else it could contain viruses etc. Man I really hope this was at a bar and the guy was completely plastered.