Love: Today, I walked into the ladies restroom and was shocked to see...

By Anonymous - 28/04/2009 05:40 - United States

Today, I walked into the ladies restroom and was shocked to see the guy I've had a huge crush on for two years. Peeing. In the sink. FML

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By longest minute - 25/05/2016 11:28 - United States - Cypress

Today, I was peeing in a public bathroom when a guy walked in and passed by 4 open urinals to use the one next to mine. After feeling his gaze for a second, I confronted him with my own, in hopes he would stop. Instead, I stared into a stranger's eyes until I finished peeing. FML

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By blaahh - 19/02/2011 01:35 - United States

Today, I was asked out by a guy I've liked since the beginning of the year. All I could say was, "I have to pee", and ran into the men's bathroom. FML

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By teaspoonzz - 25/10/2017 15:00

Today, I walked into the ladies' bathroom to find my male boss taking a dump with the stall door wide open. FML

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By hardee fucking har yourself, sir - 07/08/2013 22:00 - United Kingdom - Stockport

Today, a guy started taking a leak beside me at the urinal. Evidently he figured he wasn't being enough of a cockbite, because he looked at my junk, laughed, "HAH!" then broke down into hysterics and totally lost control of his stream. I smell like piss. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/03/2010 09:17 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, when I needed the loo. The door was ajar, so I walked into his bathroom, sat down, and started to pee. I then looked up to see the shocked face of his dad sitting naked in the bath. FML

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Dude! Boundaries!

By devinbyrne - 05/03/2011 20:26 - United States

Today, I was in the bathroom, when someone came up behind me. Instead of waiting for a urinal to free up, he wedged his way in between me and another guy, and promptly began peeing in my urinal, crossing streams in the process. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/05/2014 13:00 - United States

Today, a guy drunkenly professed his love for me. He did this after walking in on me peeing, which he decided was the time to tell me such a thing. FML

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By KP - 25/06/2009 16:22 - United States

Today, while I was working a customer notified me that the men's restroom need some attention. Thinking that there was just a small mess, I walked into the restroom only to discover someone had taken a crap in the sink. Guess who got to clean it. FML

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By Cherie - 31/08/2009 21:18 - United States

Today, I was in an unfamiliar building on campus and I needed to use the bathroom before class started. I walked in and saw a man at the sink. I said "Oh my god I'm sorry! I thought this was the women's washroom." It was. The very butch looking woman gave me a look of death. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/07/2013 05:50 - United States - Austin

Today, as a joke, my friends pushed me into the men's restroom and held the door shut. As I was trying to push the door open, I heard a voice behind me say, "Wow. Immaturity, huh?" I turned to find a guy taking a dump in one of the urinals. FML

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Peanu_theGreat 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 13:00

HE WAS IN THE LADIES ROOM. That alone is an FML.

aFMLaddict 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 12:52

Maybe he knew you were comming and tryed to impress you?

Comments

gkunit20 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 19:10

#64, the reason (some of us) aren't mortified is that this was taken from a webcomic, and is therefore fake.

cra1136 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 19:16

....grow up...... if you can't handle the fact that a guy you like may occasionally pee in a sink in women's restrooms, he's probably not gonna want to date you anyway because you're petty, sheltered and uptight....... so FYL for being lame, not because boys occasionally pee in inappropriate places.....

anniebananie 3

Tuesday 28 April 2009 19:39

Am I the only one that was relieved to find out he was peeing the sink? While I was reading it, I thought that maybe he was in the ladies room because he's really a woman... and then at the end I was like, "Oh, phew, he was just peeing.. with his penis!"

Kitty34_fml 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 20:07

I don't see how this is a fYOURlife. Yeah, you liked him and you caught him doing something weird. Move on? Sorry, I don't see the FML here. fHISlife, yeah, but yours? I don't think so.

Demon_Squirtle 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 21:17

Ok the argument that this isn't an FML moment is arguable. I believe it is one. HOWEVER, How the **** does this person deserve it? Seriously so many events like this get "you deserve its" Why? Because she entered the bathroom one minute too early? Because she had feelings for someone who may or may not have a weird aspect of them but she should be wiser and presume they do? Seriously, and it's not like it's a few YDI. It's hundreds. Come on.

kellster 2

Tuesday 28 April 2009 21:53

Crush: cured! Be happy you know what an animal he is now!

hellarious273 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 21:53

what the problem is? he was probly drunk, ive done that before when i was drunk

thebirdistheword 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 21:58

hahhaa. In the video for Dirty Little Secret by The All American Rejects, there's this sign and it says "I pee in the sink" hahah disturbing.

Blardo 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 22:01

I take a piss in the women's restroom all the time. I dont see a problem with it as the ladies dont care.

lmpinto 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 22:02

#70: an animal indeed! An animal without respect for plumbing organization! What shall become of the world with animals like these? Come on ladies, it's all pipes! Have you never spat on the toilet? I guess you have never seen a house under construction - the pipes all lead to the same place...