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By Anonymous - 14/02/2012 12:39 - Australia

Today, I walked into two things. The first was a spiderweb. The second, due to blind panic, was oncoming traffic. FML

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By buttercup92 - 31/05/2016 03:45 - United States - San Antonio

Today, while hiking, I walked face first into a spider web. Freaking out, I shook my hair out in case there was a spider. Later on in the day the spider fell from my hair into my food. FML

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By spiderlady - 21/09/2015 03:00 - United States

Today, I walked face first into a near-invisible spiderweb. There's nothing worse than the feeling of a spider web wrapped around your face. Except maybe the feeling of the spider that saw my screaming mouth as a good hiding spot. FML

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By abigiggles - 26/08/2018 22:00

Today, a spider came down from its web in front of my face. This would have been fine and I could have killed it easily if I wasn't in my car. Driving on the highway. I cried. FML

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By pinkXpress1023 - 08/07/2013 18:55 - United Kingdom

Today, I had the opportunity to taste a live spider by walking into its web in the dark. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/05/2011 17:34 - United Kingdom

Today, I walked through a spider's web with hundreds of baby spiders on it. My afro is now infested. FML

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By Steffi3 - 14/05/2016 16:29 - United States

Today, there was a spider in my car. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my cat ran outside. As I ran around the side of my house to get her, I felt a gigantic spiderweb land on my face. I also felt a light thud on my eye and it started to tear up. I ran inside and looked in a mirror, the spider was in my eye. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/09/2009 19:02 - United States

Today, as I was walking through the park I had to yawn. In mid-yawn, with my mouth wide open, I walked right through a spider web getting both the spider and the prey it was eating stuck in my mouth. FML

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By ohmy - 17/12/2009 19:09 - Canada

Today, a spider crawled across my glasses' lens. My first reaction was to smack myself in the face. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/01/2011 13:29 - United States

Today, I was driving when I saw a spider hanging from the ceiling of my car. I'm terrified of spiders, so I was watching it instead the road. When I looked back at the road, I had just enough time to swerve to miss the fire hydrant but not the tree. Even the cops laughed at me. FML

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markrs 0

Tuesday 14 February 2012 15:59

The itsy bisty lady walked into the spider's web. Panic panic panic, now the lady's dead.

CTRL_ALT_DEFEAT 0

Tuesday 14 February 2012 15:58

Don't worry if that's the case spiderman should be near

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Twisted_Sire 3

Tuesday 14 February 2012 17:19

Why the panic? Spiders of a small size are a house maid's best friend: less flies to swat

misvenus000 4

Tuesday 14 February 2012 17:21

Everybody gets one.

hateevryone 14

Tuesday 14 February 2012 17:57

a spiderweb will do that to you.

desertpunk75 11

Tuesday 14 February 2012 18:17

I thought you liked having a silky feeling on your face

RhymeTyme 3

Tuesday 14 February 2012 18:28

When spiders are near You must always fear They will creep and crawl They cause others to bawl Sucks you got hit by a car Now you have a reason to go to a bar

KatieKupcake4195 9

Tuesday 14 February 2012 18:54

Just.. Just please shut the **** up. I can't take these rhymes.

KatieKupcake4195 9

Tuesday 14 February 2012 18:39

FYL. Those damn spider webs >_< I'm sorry OP :( At least you weren't hit :) Glad you're ok! ^.^

ragingdepression 4

Tuesday 14 February 2012 19:28

Charlotte's web has another message: " look before you..."

skyeyez9 24

Tuesday 14 February 2012 20:01

If only real spiders actually looked like Charlotte with her cutely drawn humanoid face and delicate features....instead they have multiple eyes and fangs. O.o

Insane_Tea 15

Wednesday 15 February 2012 3:40

Are you serious? Because a vaguely human looking spider would be creepy as shit.

skyeyez9 24

Tuesday 14 February 2012 19:58

I accidentally walked into a banana spider's web when I was in Okinawa. I saw this huge yellow and black spider out of my peripheral vision and a second later, It was gone. I flipped out thinking it was on me.

simgar98 0

Wednesday 15 February 2012 6:16

It was in your pants, now you are slowly dieing

PawnShopPenguin 4

Tuesday 14 February 2012 20:37

How were u blind, spiderwebs are clear and tend not to have a black out effect...

CalamityJanette 4

Tuesday 14 February 2012 21:22

If you can dodge traffic you can dodge a ball.

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