By Anonymous - 14/02/2012 12:39 - Australia

Today, I walked into two things. The first was a spiderweb. The second, due to blind panic, was oncoming traffic. FML
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markrs 0

The itsy bisty lady walked into the spider's web. Panic panic panic, now the lady's dead.

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CTRL_ALT_DEFEAT 0

Don't worry if that's the case spiderman should be near

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Swiftly 0

Was the car that hit you ok?? Jk hope you feel better

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leogirl95 12

I would guess that if they did they wouldn't have posted this fml...

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RedPillSucks 31

Some people believe FML is a version of hell, so she could be posting after she's dead.

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Furrywhiplash 14

I imagined 16's comment in the voice of one of the little turtles from Finding Nemo.

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Elizabeth198 1

Dude if she died then how could she post that?!

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MissAimeeAngel 15

OP is definitely a zombie.

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djsamixin 3

#25... Wait... What? lol I missed the set up.

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Pelreskovich 11

That sounds like an awful day, hopefully your week can't get any worse! Although if you hadn't panicked from the spider web you wouldn't have stumbled into oncoming traffic.. :/

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DjeePee 24

Fear of spiders > own life. Sounds legit.

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FruityLoooons 8

Arachnophobia ain't no joke, man.

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CallMeMcFeelii 13

I like your gas mask. Would you like to trade my camouflage shoes for it? Haha.

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sadistmonkey 19

Arachnophobia ain't no joke, especially in Australia where the OP is from.

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Daesh_fml 9

@31 that is an excellent point that I didn't notice to begin with, and changes everything. Everything in Australia will try to kill you, so a a fear of spiders makes sense.

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karkid619 8

Did you suddenly get ninja powers like everyone else that walks through a web?

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desireev 17

Let's hope you acquired 'spidey-powers' and got yourself out of the mess! :)

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CallMeMcFeelii 13

I totally understand if you have a spider phobia. If I saw a dirty little rat come out of an Australian sewer I'd run straight into traffic to get it hit by a car. Haha, dirty disease carrying rodents..

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Calyx_fml 21

Never visit New Mexico. They still have plague rats.

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