Miscellaneous: Today, I walked out of my college dorm to see that the intelligent...

By cl512 - 18/09/2009 13:33 - United States

Today, I walked out of my college dorm to see that the intelligent person who locked their bike next to mine decided as an added security they would lock their bike to the rack, and to my bike. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/12/2016 09:19

Today, I saw a bike locked to a short bollard, making it very easy to steal. Being as nice as I am, I stayed, hoping the owner would come soon and no one else would take it. Then the guy who bullied me in highschool showed up, asked me what I was doing, laughed at me, took the bike, and left. FML

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By Blue_Heart - 05/09/2015 18:47 - Canada - Brampton

Today, I decided to bike to work. I normally forget the key to my lock, so I leave it out back and hope that nobody takes it, and nobody does. I finally remembered my lock key so I chained it up. After my 7 hour shift, I walk to the back only to find the lock had been cut, and my bike was gone. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/08/2019 02:02

Today, some asshat thought it would be funny to put a second lock on my locker. FML

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By Amandajean32 - 05/08/2010 00:02 - United States

Today, I came home from work to find the lock to my bike busted and my bike stolen. The worst part was a nicer bike was sitting right next to it without a lock. FML

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By brokeasscollegelife - 20/11/2015 21:25 - United States - Tallahassee

Today, I biked to the store to buy a new lock, since biking is my only form of transportation. I left my bike unattended for the last time, only to come back with a new chain, but no bike. FML

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By TheJeremyMoe - 11/08/2019 14:00 - United States

Today, my bike was stolen. Partially. Since I always locked it up, some asswipe thought it would be funny to steal the handlebar stem and the seat, leaving the actual handlebar dangling by the brake cables. Since there was no way to steer or sit, I had to carry my bike one mile back to my dorm. FML

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By getyourownbike - 12/05/2009 23:11 - United States

Today, I rode my bike to the store because I only had a few things to pick up. When I walked back out after five minutes, my bike was stolen. I had gone to the store to buy a new bike lock. FML

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By j - 04/06/2009 03:36 - Australia

Today, I rode my bike to the grocery store. I left my bike on the small bike rack they have outside the door. When I came out 5 minutes later I found someone had tied their enormous, growling German Shepard to the same rack. I had to wait for the owner to come out who then laughed at me. FML

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By MattVh - 12/01/2010 17:23 - Belgium

Today, someone had put a lock on my bike. While I was trying to saw it off, the police drove by. I was arrested for trying to steal a bike and released four hours later when they figured out that it was actually my bike. FML

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By chris - 05/05/2020 14:00

Today, I saw my bike locked outside a Starbucks down the street from my house. It was stolen about 10 days ago from my communal laundry room. There was even a cop parked across the street, but I have no proof to show that bike even belonged to me. FML

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happyvalleygirl 0

Friday 18 September 2009 20:09

lock yours to theirs in revenge. and leave a note.

KayleeFrye 39

Friday 18 September 2009 20:07

I can't wait to hear the reasons people will say YDI. OP, FYL, this truly sucks!

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dcfc331 0

Friday 18 September 2009 21:35

That sucks. Happened to me. Got wire cutters and cut it off, then threw the bike.

Joecrook 0

Friday 18 September 2009 21:44

@28 I agree, cut that bitch it's mad easy. Thats a dick move to do to someone.

allmidnighteyes 10

Friday 18 September 2009 22:20

He did that as part of an elaborate plan to blow up the bike rack and the people around it. Why? His bike is a pipe bomb. "We got the body count. yeah, yeah. We got the body count every afternoon at four"

birds_fml 7

Friday 18 September 2009 22:54

Get a wire cutter and snip all their spokes.

arienh4 0

Friday 18 September 2009 23:11

Chuck Norris's bike locks people to other people.

bahdspeler 0

Friday 18 September 2009 23:24

I know what I'm doing tomorrow.

FerrariCake 2

Friday 18 September 2009 23:49

It's called a hacksaw. Buy one. Cut through the frame of the other person's bike. Remove the lock from their bike. Then your bike will be free to ride... although you'll have the other guy's lock on your frame still. If that sounds too adventurous, then at the very least lock your bike to his with YOUR lock. Then at least he won't be able to unlock his bike either.

Mothraaaaa 0

Saturday 19 September 2009 2:48

Lmao, I'd love to see someone getting around a college with a hacksaw...Last time I did, they maced him and cuffed him. No fun. D:

muell151 1

Saturday 19 September 2009 1:26

you wouldnt happen to go to MSU would you?? cuz that might have been me lol

clevy512 0

Monday 21 September 2009 2:16

yes i do go to MSU.

crazydiamond1 0

Saturday 19 September 2009 1:44

"as an added security"... some security it will be when he comes back to find his bike with: the tyres slashed/the spokes snipped/the frame sawed in half, or stolen :P honestly, i hate stupid people, FYL for having to put up with a mongoloid like that