Miscellaneous: Today, I walked out of my college dorm to see that the intelligent...

By cl512 - 18/09/2009 13:33 - United States

Today, I walked out of my college dorm to see that the intelligent person who locked their bike next to mine decided as an added security they would lock their bike to the rack, and to my bike. FML

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You deserved it 2 339

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By Anonymous - 23/12/2016 09:19

Today, I saw a bike locked to a short bollard, making it very easy to steal. Being as nice as I am, I stayed, hoping the owner would come soon and no one else would take it. Then the guy who bullied me in highschool showed up, asked me what I was doing, laughed at me, took the bike, and left. FML

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You deserved it 1 240

By Blue_Heart - 05/09/2015 18:47 - Canada - Brampton

Today, I decided to bike to work. I normally forget the key to my lock, so I leave it out back and hope that nobody takes it, and nobody does. I finally remembered my lock key so I chained it up. After my 7 hour shift, I walk to the back only to find the lock had been cut, and my bike was gone. FML

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You deserved it 1 969

By Anonymous - 25/08/2019 02:02

Today, some asshat thought it would be funny to put a second lock on my locker. FML

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You deserved it 150

By Amandajean32 - 05/08/2010 00:02 - United States

Today, I came home from work to find the lock to my bike busted and my bike stolen. The worst part was a nicer bike was sitting right next to it without a lock. FML

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You deserved it 2 631

By brokeasscollegelife - 20/11/2015 21:25 - United States - Tallahassee

Today, I biked to the store to buy a new lock, since biking is my only form of transportation. I left my bike unattended for the last time, only to come back with a new chain, but no bike. FML

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You deserved it 3 458

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By TheJeremyMoe - 11/08/2019 14:00 - United States

Today, my bike was stolen. Partially. Since I always locked it up, some asswipe thought it would be funny to steal the handlebar stem and the seat, leaving the actual handlebar dangling by the brake cables. Since there was no way to steer or sit, I had to carry my bike one mile back to my dorm. FML

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You deserved it 118

By getyourownbike - 12/05/2009 23:11 - United States

Today, I rode my bike to the store because I only had a few things to pick up. When I walked back out after five minutes, my bike was stolen. I had gone to the store to buy a new bike lock. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 810

You deserved it 12 922

By j - 04/06/2009 03:36 - Australia

Today, I rode my bike to the grocery store. I left my bike on the small bike rack they have outside the door. When I came out 5 minutes later I found someone had tied their enormous, growling German Shepard to the same rack. I had to wait for the owner to come out who then laughed at me. FML

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You deserved it 6 551

By MattVh - 12/01/2010 17:23 - Belgium

Today, someone had put a lock on my bike. While I was trying to saw it off, the police drove by. I was arrested for trying to steal a bike and released four hours later when they figured out that it was actually my bike. FML

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You deserved it 2 463

Frustration level 100

By chris - 05/05/2020 14:00

Today, I saw my bike locked outside a Starbucks down the street from my house. It was stolen about 10 days ago from my communal laundry room. There was even a cop parked across the street, but I have no proof to show that bike even belonged to me. FML

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You deserved it 218

happyvalleygirl 0

Friday 18 September 2009 20:09

lock yours to theirs in revenge. and leave a note.

KayleeFrye 39

Friday 18 September 2009 20:07

I can't wait to hear the reasons people will say YDI. OP, FYL, this truly sucks!

Comments

mangotreats 2

Saturday 19 September 2009 3:58

this reminds me of the movie goldfish memories. it could be the start of a great romance. :D

zack767 0

Saturday 19 September 2009 6:58

bolt cutters will solve that problem

dragonkiller101 0

Saturday 19 September 2009 10:11

wait until the rider comes, then take a gun and shoot his brains out. there, problem solved

Intoxicunt 5

Saturday 19 September 2009 11:10

Nice advice. What do I do about the problem of stupid people like you commenting on this site? I'll get my gun.

amatayo 0

Saturday 19 September 2009 12:37

yeah get your gun then you could oh wait your only brave on the Internet. tsk tsk to the both because you would never even think to do that in real life

DomyDamsy 0

Saturday 19 September 2009 17:46

dude, cut your bike free, then lock his bike to the rack with your lock

milkradio 0

Saturday 19 September 2009 21:56

That's such a dick thing to do! Ugh, FYL indeed!

DbeX 0

Sunday 20 September 2009 7:11

There's this great invention thats called "wire cutters". If you have any handy of course.

e1p0 0

Monday 21 September 2009 7:08

do you go to ASU? i walked by some1 the other day on campus who had the exact same thing happen to him!

2detent2 0

Friday 25 September 2009 3:34

same thing happened to me at a cvs and so the lady called on the intercom and a old woman came up because the description of the bike resembled hers and when clerk asked if she locked it to my bike she looked at me and walked away