Miscellaneous: Today, I walked over to join a group of friends and heard them...

By ellarose - 10/04/2009 18:46 - United States

Today, I walked over to join a group of friends and heard them talking about how hot some guy was but how ugly his sister was. I asked who they were talking about and there was an awkward silence, they hadn't realized I was there. Apparently, they were talking about my brother. FML

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By uglyswimmer - 23/04/2009 01:58 - United States

Today, I was talking to a swimmer I just met. I saw a cute guy and whispered to her, "That guy is hot." She asked "Who?" I pointed at him. She turned to see him, then turned back to me and said "Ew, that's my brother." She went to him, whispered something. He turned around to see me and said, "EW." FML

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By Anonymous - 29/08/2011 05:15 - United States

Today, while at my boyfriend's cousin's birthday party, I was hanging around with his sister as I didn't know anyone. She was talking to some friends when one of them asked her, "So, is your brother still going out with that crazy chick?" Her answer was to introduce me. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/09/2013 21:23 - United States - Plaquemine

Today, I showed up at my brother's house for a visit. Little did I know, there was a family gathering. My best friend was invited and I wasn't. She's "more fun and less awkward" than I am. FML

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Quality family time

By Kjer - 24/03/2013 00:38 - Denmark - Copenhagen

Today, my family and I were visiting an aunt. While helping my aunt to set the table, my sister remarked that from behind I look exactly like her. I reflexively blurted out, "Well fuck you too." Very awkward silence. FML

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By Shantoya - 17/01/2009 19:49 - United States

Today, the guy I've secretly been in love with for years told me how hot my brother is. FML

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By creeped out - 12/06/2012 18:28 - United States - Smithtown

Today, my identical twin sister's boyfriend walked over to me, and whispered in my ear, "I know what you look like naked." FML

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By TappedAnts - 08/04/2016 01:45 - United States - Seabrook

Today, I went to a family reunion with my brother and my mother. She spent quite a while giving a glowing introduction for my brother to one of her cousins. Then, just before walking off, she jerked a thumb in my direction and said, "Oh, yeah, and that's his sister." FML

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By PLU - 27/01/2011 00:57 - Canada

Today, I met my boyfriend's brother. When he saw me, he whispered into my boyfriend's ear, "So, this is your bitch eh? Nice!" FML

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By Nightsong - 30/03/2016 02:54 - Germany - N?rnberg

Today, I saw a ridiculously hot guy dining with his family. I decided not to flirt with him with his parents around but to ask his sister (who went to the restroom) to give him my phone number. When I came back, I saw her pointing a finger at me, and the whole family turning around and staring. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/11/2020 05:01 - United States

Today, I was eating out with my family. I have 2 brothers. Our waitress comes and says, "Look at those 3 handsome young men." I didn't think of it until my 5-year-old brother shouted, " She's a girl!'" FML

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Saturday 11 April 2009 2:01

dont spend time with ppl who talk shit about you :)

omggsucks 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 1:50

What great friends you have..fyl.

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Juli_fml 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 4:59

get some new friends

wow_fmylife 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 5:08

OP, you said join a group of friends? you didn't say they were your friends....

wow_fmylife 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 5:11

you said you walked over to join a group of friends, but you never specified if they were your friends...were they your friends? it makes more sense if they weren't your friends because if they were really your friends why are they talkin shit about you? and im pretty sure they would have realized you were there but it doesnt make sense in the fact that if you didnt know the group of people why would you walk to a random group of kids? be a little more specific please.

vdv_fml 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 5:47

lol #4 good job reading the post....but yea you have lame friends who don't deserve to be your "friends"

Drekos 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 6:03

haha, fugly sisters. classic.

nodbor 11

Saturday 11 April 2009 8:01

being nosy didn't work out for you this time

bipolarchipmunk 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 8:27

i love women, don't get me wrong, they're great, but this stuff doesn't happen around guys. we don't talk shit about each other behind our friend's backs. backstabbing is a mainstay in the female world. really, the only negative thing about women. please don't kill me.