Miscellaneous: Today, I walked past a church with a bunch of people standing...

By oops - 05/04/2009 05:20 - United States

Today, I walked past a church with a bunch of people standing outside waiting for the bride and groom to walk out. When the church doors opened, I yelled congratulations as loud as I could. It was a funeral. FML

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By Wrongword - 17/04/2012 10:52 - China - Shanghai

Today, I congratulated a bride standing in front of a church in a white dress. Turns out she'd been stood up at the altar. She thrashed me with her bouquet. FML

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Grave error

By spyrogers1677 - 18/11/2022 00:00 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, at my job as a funeral director, I fell ass over heels into the grave in front of a hundred mourners and an unamused Catholic priest. FML

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You deserved it 153

By Anonymous - 21/12/2013 06:26 - United States - New York

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me during a funeral. FML

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You deserved it 4 515

By Anonymous - 30/08/2016 15:01

Today, at the funeral home where I work, I asked my boss if it was time to "bring out the stiff". I didn't realize the guy's family was not only in the building, but within earshot as well. FML

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You deserved it 20 394

Classic blunder

By churchman - 28/06/2021 00:01 - United States - Lancaster

Today, I serve at church and had a funeral. As I greeted the family, someone asked how I was doing. Without thought, I responded, "Good to be alive." FML

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You deserved it 794

By Arlbethere - 25/02/2011 12:18 - United Kingdom

Today, I attended the wrong funeral. I spent twenty minutes trying to hide and walk away without being too conspicuous. FML

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You deserved it 8 644

Siouxsie

By Anonymous - 27/01/2016 13:30 - United States - Boston

Today, my friends and I were goofing off playing tag behind the local church, when I heard a banshee-like wail behind me. Assuming it was one of my friends, I wailed right back and ran. Turned out there was actually a funeral going on, and the wail was from one of the bereaved. FML

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You deserved it 7 915

Projection

By Aaron J - 22/08/2024 12:00 - Australia

Today, I was walking through the park when I saw a guy getting down on one knee to propose. As I passed by, I gave a big thumbs up and loudly said, "You got this!" He was actually tying his shoe. No one else was actually even there with him. FML

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You deserved it 553

By patrickalamo - 14/06/2011 14:23 - United States

Today, while driving in a funeral procession I was distracted, missed my turn and yelled "God dammit!" I'm the funeral director; the Priest was in the car with me as I led the funeral the wrong way. FML

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You deserved it 40 645

WTF?

By Anonymous - 15/04/2018 01:30

Today, I went to my fiancé's mother's funeral. His step-sister proudly announced that she's pregnant with his baby and they are engaged. FML

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You deserved it 321

oooh_dear 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 13:42

you seriously didnt notice that everyone was probably in black and they didnt look very happy?

xp0sed 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 13:43

Why would you yell anything?

Comments

mpwga 0

Monday 6 April 2009 8:11

you ******* stupid dumbshit! but i gotta admit, thats pretty funny

carmel 0

Monday 6 April 2009 12:34

*stifled laughs* wtf

scotty_fml 0

Monday 6 April 2009 13:09

yeah that's one of those moments where everyone stands still for 10 seconds looking at you D= been there...

Fields4mint 0

Monday 6 April 2009 17:23

You couldn't take physical cues from crying, upset people that were undoubtedly there? YDI.

Logica42 0

Monday 6 April 2009 18:07

Ouch. Seriously. Ouch. Edit: LoL, 76. I think I have too. :(

margaritavilla 0

Monday 6 April 2009 19:42

Oh men, that's got to suck. But yeah, that's extremely funny. I would hate to be you.

calmthefuck_down 0

Monday 6 April 2009 23:15

lmao

SgtSchadenfreude 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 8:10

Wedding, funeral...what the Hell is the difference? The latter marks the death of one's physical body while the former marks the death of one's sex life. I probably would have yelled "I'm so sorry for your loss."