Miscellaneous: Today, I walked past a church with a bunch of people standing...

By oops - 05/04/2009 05:20 - United States

Today, I walked past a church with a bunch of people standing outside waiting for the bride and groom to walk out. When the church doors opened, I yelled congratulations as loud as I could. It was a funeral. FML

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By Wrongword - 17/04/2012 10:52 - China - Shanghai

Today, I congratulated a bride standing in front of a church in a white dress. Turns out she'd been stood up at the altar. She thrashed me with her bouquet. FML

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Grave error

By spyrogers1677 - 18/11/2022 00:00 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, at my job as a funeral director, I fell ass over heels into the grave in front of a hundred mourners and an unamused Catholic priest. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/12/2013 06:26 - United States - New York

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me during a funeral. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/08/2016 15:01

Today, at the funeral home where I work, I asked my boss if it was time to "bring out the stiff". I didn't realize the guy's family was not only in the building, but within earshot as well. FML

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Classic blunder

By churchman - 28/06/2021 00:01 - United States - Lancaster

Today, I serve at church and had a funeral. As I greeted the family, someone asked how I was doing. Without thought, I responded, "Good to be alive." FML

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By Arlbethere - 25/02/2011 12:18 - United Kingdom

Today, I attended the wrong funeral. I spent twenty minutes trying to hide and walk away without being too conspicuous. FML

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Siouxsie

By Anonymous - 27/01/2016 13:30 - United States - Boston

Today, my friends and I were goofing off playing tag behind the local church, when I heard a banshee-like wail behind me. Assuming it was one of my friends, I wailed right back and ran. Turned out there was actually a funeral going on, and the wail was from one of the bereaved. FML

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Projection

By Aaron J - 22/08/2024 12:00 - Australia

Today, I was walking through the park when I saw a guy getting down on one knee to propose. As I passed by, I gave a big thumbs up and loudly said, "You got this!" He was actually tying his shoe. No one else was actually even there with him. FML

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By patrickalamo - 14/06/2011 14:23 - United States

Today, while driving in a funeral procession I was distracted, missed my turn and yelled "God dammit!" I'm the funeral director; the Priest was in the car with me as I led the funeral the wrong way. FML

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WTF?

By Anonymous - 15/04/2018 01:30

Today, I went to my fiancé's mother's funeral. His step-sister proudly announced that she's pregnant with his baby and they are engaged. FML

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Sunday 5 April 2009 13:42

you seriously didnt notice that everyone was probably in black and they didnt look very happy?

xp0sed 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 13:43

Why would you yell anything?

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wtfomfgO_O 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 14:41

LOLOLOLOLOLOL,you're a tzar i tell ya :DD

Fml37 0

Monday 20 April 2009 3:08

You prick

loveitaly90210 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 14:08

hahahaha aw thats too bad you were trying to be nice and it kinda bit you in the ass

jewelzgalore 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 4:46

aw, that's so sad! doesn't it suck when you have good intentions and BAM

FunkyCOHLMIDINA 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 3:54

Ow that really sucks!

at0micmin3r 23

Saturday 6 June 2009 21:32

Dawww, You didn't know.

Penguinophile 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 23:38

GAH!!! That sucks, how where you to know?

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Sunday 21 June 2009 19:56

FYL..but that's quite funny :}

Spac3Ghost 0

Tuesday 12 January 2010 16:33

you stupid idiot =) who are you to comment on anything!? =) are you special!? =P

beLegit 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 5:56

ok, do you not realize that at churches they can have weddings AND funerals? YDI.

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