Miscellaneous: Today, I walked past a girl giving out leaflets for a nightclub....

By martyn28 - 13/08/2013 14:55 - United Kingdom

Today, I walked past a girl giving out leaflets for a nightclub. She ignored me the first two times. I dismissed it cynically, thinking she was only giving them to good looking young people. The third time she gave one to a balding 40-year old guy with his pre-teen kid. She still ignored me. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/07/2014 15:50 - United States

Today, I went to the mall. A little girl was walking around and telling everyone that they were pretty. When she got to me, she gave me a disgusted look and walked away. FML

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By Erick - 11/05/2024 18:00 - United States

Today, I saw a beautiful girl at the bar. I attempted to be friendly and hit her up for a chat. She called me a “creep” and told me to get lost. A few moments later, another guy does the exact same thing I did and she smiled and kept flirting. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/10/2012 12:24 - Australia - Adelaide

Today, I went out of my way to avoid street preachers thrusting hateful propaganda at me. A young woman ran up to me and started waving paper in my face, and I snapped at her to fuck off. Right afterwards I realised she was returning something that fell out of my pocket. She looked terrified. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/07/2013 11:26 - United States

Today, while out for lunch, a guy approached me and asked for my number. I politely declined. To my dismay, he dropped to his knees, grabbed his head, and started moaning about how nobody ever gives him a chance. I felt the accusing stares. FML

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By anonymous - 11/04/2009 13:23 - United States

Today, as I was walking into CVS, two older men outside said to me "Young lady, please consider us on your way out." Thinking they were hitting on me, I rolled my eyes and said "Screw you." When I walked back outside, I realized they were asking for AIDS donations. FML

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By notattractiveatall - 15/10/2012 22:09 - Australia - Newcastle

Today, two girls came up to me on the street and asked if they could take a photo with me for their high school scavenger hunt, because they needed a picture with a stranger. One of the girls shook her head and said to the other, "It needs to be an attractive stranger" and walked away. FML

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By 6u174r_d00d - 10/08/2011 21:10 - United States

Today, I saw a cute girl working register at my regular coffee shop and politely asked the her for her number. I was brutally rejected. A few minutes later, a douchebag with a popped collar approached her with a cheesy pickup line and left with not only her number, but a free frappe. FML

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Nice try

By anonymous - 29/06/2010 02:21 - United States

Today, a cute thirty-ish chick walked into the bar I work in. I asked her for her license to make her feel young. She didn't have her license on her and started yelling about how stupid it was to even ask, when she obviously was old enough to drink. She then got up and left. FML

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By Ms. Heartless - 16/12/2011 00:37 - United States

Today, I was riding the subway, reading a book, when a woman suddenly shoved a flyer over my book. Aghast by her rude gesture, I declined to take the paper. I looked over and noticed it was a flyer for a missing girl. FML

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By Mr. Shawzy - 14/01/2009 13:09 - Canada

Today, the ugliest girl in school walked by me and said "ewwww". FML

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jkmartinjk 16

Tuesday 13 August 2013 19:07

Maybe its a club for ugly people OP!

Welshite 39

Tuesday 13 August 2013 19:07

You only walked my her two times, so of course she missed you. You need to parade past her repeatedly for at least six hours. That's what I do when I try to get someone's attention. It works wonderfully.

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flockz 19

Tuesday 13 August 2013 19:11

maybe she was looking for people who weren't desperate for attention, OP.

Welshite 39

Tuesday 13 August 2013 19:34

You must never get fliers then...ever.

BeccaHugs 17

Tuesday 13 August 2013 21:17

That's what I was thinking. Besides, if OP was actually interested in attending the club and wanted a flyer, he could have walked up to the lady and asked for one.

caitiebug1119 15

Tuesday 13 August 2013 19:11

Maybe she figures you already know about the club since (I'm assuming) you're young. Or maybe it's a "club" for tweens or older people.

vanaathiel 13

Tuesday 13 August 2013 19:13

She probably thought you were creepy. You were obviously there for awhile watching her. I'd ignore you too.

xStaciexLynnx 15

Tuesday 13 August 2013 19:13

You may not have seemed approachable or like you'd be interested in a night club. I end up handing out flyers for events pretty often with my job and some people just seem disinterested so I ignore them.

jennababe98 9

Tuesday 13 August 2013 19:14

Maybe she thought the 40 year old man was young and good looking?

doihaveto 6

Friday 16 August 2013 2:08

the man was balding

123man 11

Tuesday 13 August 2013 19:18

I hope you asked her for one! This would have been the conversation: "Do you mind if I get one of those?" "Oh, I thought I gave you one already...no?" "Nope, I didn't get one." "Oh, well you definitely need one! And if you come tonight, ask for me - Jen. We'll hang out."

goldenturtlez 7

Tuesday 13 August 2013 19:22

Hmm my spidey senses are tingling... I don't think this is a "night club" you wanna be at op...

perdix 29

Tuesday 13 August 2013 19:24

You ageist bastard!!! Mature guys who are follicularly-challenged can be tons of fun at a club! And having a kid indicates he has functional junk. Don't be so quick to judge, ya neutered pup!