By martyn28 - 13/08/2013 14:55 - United Kingdom

Today, I walked past a girl giving out leaflets for a nightclub. She ignored me the first two times. I dismissed it cynically, thinking she was only giving them to good looking young people. The third time she gave one to a balding 40-year old guy with his pre-teen kid. She still ignored me. FML
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Welshite 39

You only walked my her two times, so of course she missed you. You need to parade past her repeatedly for at least six hours. That's what I do when I try to get someone's attention. It works wonderfully.

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odamaliekh 26

Wait, do you want people to give you leaflets?

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chuggaa11111111 3

Maybe she likes you o.O

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pcgwm 13

maybe you just weren't good looking enough??

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olpally 32

Be glad you didn't get one, those people are annoying anyways.

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Wizardo 33

Should have took the hint after the second time but if you really wanted why didn't you just ask her for one, I'm pretty sure she wanted you to as well.

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darkmis1 17

Exactly - I'd be a little weirded out if a guy just kept walking back and forth in front of me. Stalkerish behavior isn't very inviting.

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worldclassrager 39

Follow someone who got one take down the information that's how you beat the system...

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rivaraven 35

That desperate? You could have asked her for one.

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perdix 29

Balding 40-year-old guys go to clubs and spend hundreds of dollars in a desperate attempt to get girls to sleep with them. Sometimes, it works;)

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frod0 10

Sorry OP :( she's probably targeting certain people to hand them to. Don't let it get you down :)

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