Miscellaneous: Today, I walked to my local McDonald's. I spent the last 7 dollars...

By Aaron - 14/05/2009 21:23 - United States

Today, I walked to my local McDonald's. I spent the last 7 dollars I had on my meal. As I began to walk back to my dorm, I was mugged. I explained to them I had no money, so they stole my food. FML

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By macguy - 20/10/2016 14:25 - Philippines - Quezon City

Today, I got mugged. For my Big Mac. What the fuck? FML

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By HungryGirl - 24/10/2009 14:45 - United States

Today, I went to McDonald's to get breakfast. I sat my food down at a table and went to get some napkins and a straw. I returned to the table to find that my food was gone, and could hear nothing but "SUCKKAAAA" trailing from the entrance to the restaurant. Some jerk stole my meal. FML

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By ulring - 12/02/2012 00:53 - United States

Today, I walked all the way across campus to eat the first meal I've had all day. After waiting for my food in a congested line for 30 minutes, I got to the register to pay. Turns out my wallet was a twenty minute walk away, back in my apartment. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/02/2011 21:36 - United States

Today, after volunteering all day at the homeless shelter, I was mugged on my way to my car. FML

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By pplsuck - 25/09/2012 23:57 - United States - Fort Lauderdale

Today, I went to eat out. When I sat down, I realized I forgot my straw. I took my purse with me, not wanting it to get stolen. Someone stole my food instead. FML

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By Anon - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, while I was walking to my car, I was mugged. Not only did they take my phone, wallet and watch, the extra few minutes taken in my journey meant that when I got to my car, I was given a parking ticket. FML

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By Jesse - 22/06/2009 16:18 - United States

Today, McDonalds charged me 21 cents for a honey mustard packet. The jerk manager made me break a $50 bill. So I grabbed all their napkins, carried them into the parking lot and tossed them all into the air in protest and drove off. Down the road, I realized I left my wallet at the counter. FML

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By chilegrande - 01/03/2011 20:59 - United States

Today, I was mugged while on my way to the bookstore. I'd saved up for months to make a mega-purchase of study materials for my major, only for it to be taken away in a few seconds by some lowlife thug. FML

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By Tanner - 16/07/2011 06:23 - United States

Today, I got mugged. I also got an extra kick in the face for not having money in my wallet. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/01/2011 04:04 - United States

Today, while going to work, I was mugged. On the way back, I was mugged. FML

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itsnotfair 0

Friday 15 May 2009 10:26

umm, #1, he'd spend it on junk food because he's a college student who needs to eat? and mcdonald's was the cheapest option available? (aat least, that's what i'm presuming). maybe there's nothing left in the fridge?

Moemoemoe_fml 0

Friday 15 May 2009 10:27

>>#1 Because it's the only food they can afford with $7, duh. Assuming homemade is out of the picture, of course.

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redbluegreen 40

Friday 15 May 2009 10:55

On the bright side, you still have your original chicken nuggets.

MrFail_fml 0

Friday 15 May 2009 10:59

you ******* deserved it.

paks7 0

Friday 15 May 2009 11:01

Well, I can't really say you deserved it, but $7 at McDonalds? really? If you're so poor that that's what you have to resort to, I'd suggest the dollar menu.

grazynaanka 0

Friday 15 May 2009 11:29

#14 grocery stores are more and more expensive everyday. and most college students are not close enough to a grocery store. my grocery store is a lot further than the burger king. so fast food is the easiest and quickest option. plus he's a college student. most aren't smart enough to think of going to a grocery store. sucks they stole your food. but look at the bright side. at least you're not in the hospital or the morgue.

padlarf 14

Friday 15 May 2009 11:30

@Everyone: I bet the OP means he spent the last 7 dollars in his wallet, not neccesarily the last 7 dollars he owned. Well, at least they didn't beat you up or worse.