Miscellaneous: Today, I walked to Starbucks. On the way a homeless guy asked...

By Jebus - 07/06/2009 20:46 - United States

Today, I walked to Starbucks. On the way a homeless guy asked me for change and I lied and said I had no money. On my way back, Strawberry Frappuccino in hand, the same guy recognized me. He followed me for 3 blocks, swearing and yelling at me. FML

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By coffee - 22/08/2010 04:27 - United States

Today, while getting out of Starbucks there was a homeless guy. I bought him a coffee and he was so happy he gave me a hug. Guess whose wallet is missing? FML

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Easy mark

By supermanj76 - 04/05/2009 02:12 - United States

Today, a man came up to me and asked for a $50 bill in change. Being a good man, I said sure. I gave him the change and he gave me the $50 bill. After walking into Starbucks to buy a coffee, I handed the cashier my $50 bill. She called the cops. It was counterfeit. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/07/2009 07:00 - United States

Today, I saw an elderly man struggling to make it across a busy street. I jumped up from my table at Starbucks to help him, leaving my things behind. When I got back to my table feeling good, I found that my coffee had disappeared. So had my wallet. FML

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Leave me alone

By re2K5 - 25/07/2009 16:39 - Korea Republic of

Today, I passed a homeless person asking for change. When I politely apologized and told him that I had none, he yelled angrily, "Who comes to this city without money?" I replied, "Apparently, you do." Wrong answer. He followed me, now screaming. FML

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Crossed purposes

By katiebell - 04/10/2019 12:00

Today, while I was walking home, a homeless man saw me and didn't ask for change, but how much I charged. FML

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By pinkrazrgirl247 - 03/07/2009 06:29 - United States

Today, I was walking down the street, when a man behind me tapped me on the shoulder. He gave a $5 bill and said that he thought I had dropped it. Not having the integrity to turn him down, I took it. I spent the next 20 minutes being chased by a crazy hobo who claimed that it was his. FML

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By stuff2710 - 05/03/2012 00:27 - United States

Today, my friend and I walked 3 miles to a Starbucks. We went inside, paid for our coffees and walked the 3 miles back to my house. We forgot to pick up our coffees. FML

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You kinda deserved that one

By hlev24 - 03/03/2009 00:11 - United States

Today, I was walking down the street when a homeless man asked me for some spare change. I told him I didn't have any. I then tripped. Not only spilling the soda I was drinking all over myself, but also spilling the spare change I had from buying it. FML

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By HaliMali - 22/02/2015 18:21 - United States - Hastings

Today, trying to do a good deed, I gave a homeless guy a $10 bill. As I walked away, he yelled after me, "You fucking bitch!" FML

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By :| - 16/04/2011 02:04 - Canada

Today, I was sitting in the park eating a sandwich, when a homeless guy asked me for some spare change. I said I didn't have any. He offered an "erotic striptease" in exchange for my sandwich. I said no. He gave one anyway. I walked back to work on an empty stomach. FML

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itsnotfair 0

Monday 8 June 2009 1:34

you're not obliged to give your money to a bum anyway!

Outpail 1

Monday 8 June 2009 1:33

Haha. This happened to me once, just keep on walking and drop a couple of quarters to keep him occupied while you make an escape.

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missfyl 0

Monday 30 April 2012 17:35

you don't deserve it because it's YOUR money and If your hungry you buy what you want.. tell that bum to go apply for a job

kay71095 9

Thursday 31 May 2012 3:24

You should've just said you paid for it with a credit card

shananiganizer 0

Saturday 2 June 2012 9:15

That strawberry frap could be a weeks worth of food for that guy

ChristineAnn58 8

Friday 6 July 2012 4:10

Maybe the bum should've got an education an made something out of his life. Anyone can get a job right out of Highschool and Earn enough money for college. That bum can go to hell an stfu. No one has to do anything for him. There are shelters that will help him anyways. All he wants is either drugs alcohol or special food because he's an ungrateful lazy loser.

sulitak 27

Friday 29 March 2013 10:52

really? have you ever thought that the dude is a bum because he's mentally unstable? that's what a majority of homeless in Chicago are... (plus the following for blocks to me seems more mental than anything) and in this economy... no, not everyone can get a damn job. I have a college degree, and I spent well over a year job searching after graduation.

Raivyn_Grimm 9

Wednesday 22 May 2013 5:59

God I hope this guy is trolling...

imperialtl 12

Sunday 2 September 2012 18:19

Don't buy from Starbucks. It's run by the evil elite who oppress people in third world countries and doesn't make you cool to buy a $5 coffee.

banananread112 5

Friday 21 September 2012 23:26

How would he know? You could have payed using a credit card or one of those free drink gift cards.

charvisioku 22

Friday 15 March 2013 22:34

I'm all for giving homeless people money but he was an idiot to think that you actually owed him anything. It's up to you if you don't want to give him anything.

sulitak 27

Friday 29 March 2013 10:49

umm. yeah.. I never have cash. I would've turned around and said that to him right away. "I don't have cash, I only have a card, and I am not about to give my card to a stranger."