By Ian Artis - 12/07/2012 18:28 - United States

Today, I walked too close to a first-aid kit sticking out of a wall at work, and it cut my arm. Laughing at the irony, I opened it to get a band aid out. It was empty. FML
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peanuts363 12

maybe the other guy who ran into it took the last bandaid

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SkoomaKi 27

That's when you rip off a strap of materiel from your shirt and make your own bandage. You then go home and get some vodka on that shit, wouldn't want a nasty little ****** of an infection to show up. Down the rest of it like Hulk Hogan downs raw eggs and then wrap the little bitch of a cut in ******* nettles. Can you feel that pain OP? That's it working it's hardcore shit.

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olpally 32

You sound just like me op... I'm always hurting myself like that... ehh, just laugh it off lol :)

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DocBastard 38

Cutting your arm on a first aid kit - ironic. Cutting your arm on a first aid kit without any first aid in it - even more ironic. Are we clear?

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1blinktink 4

I don't think that was worth and FML, no offense OP

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Fmlsea 28

I hate to see who was in charge of health and safety at your workplace .

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larouche362 10

Hes a dude he can take calm down its not like he got shot or something.

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cloak057_fml 8

Double the irony

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outoftown 26

Outting the idiot responsible for keeping the first-aid kit stocked -- priceless. Hope your day improved, OP.

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fj19 9

Don't ya hate it when the circle of life fails?

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animal50199 10

OP be a man! Suck it up and embrace the irony because life's a bitch and it can get a whole lot worse. I do admire you for laughing the first time though! :D

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itsa_maddy 19

Why would you laugh after cutting your arm?

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