Work: Today, I walked too close to a first-aid kit sticking out of...

By Ian Artis - 12/07/2012 18:28 - United States

Today, I walked too close to a first-aid kit sticking out of a wall at work, and it cut my arm. Laughing at the irony, I opened it to get a band aid out. It was empty. FML

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By sero - 10/08/2022 04:00 - United States - Denver

Today, I cut my hand on nothing while at work. It bled so much, I began to feel woozy, and everyone kept brushing me off when I asked where the first aid kits were. FML

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By Chicketi - 11/02/2009 14:45 - Canada

Today, I cut myself on a band-aid box, while trying to get one out for another cut. FML

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By irony - 16/08/2009 07:05 - United States

Today, I got a paper cut while opening my box of Band-Aids. FML

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By 352 - 18/04/2012 20:18 - United States

Today, I somehow managed to hit my head on a first aid kit. I now have a cut on my forehead and my boyfriend just keeps laughing from the irony. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/01/2012 16:45 - United States

Today, I accidentally slammed a door on my own arm flab. FML

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By Greattitan2 - 29/06/2015 20:34 - United States - Beaufort

Today, I was working at a fast food restaurant when I cut my hand. There was a good amount of blood flowing out so I ran to my manager and asked where the first aid kit was. He then picked up a washcloth and some tape and handed it to me. FML

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Snowflake

By Bullocks - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Rochester

Today, while I was at work in a machine shop, I cut myself really bad. Not with any of the sharp tools, drills, or metals I work with. Just the soap dispenser. FML

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By caitywebbkid - 11/12/2016 15:56 - Australia - Perth

Today, I was cutting some paper when I accidentally cut a sizeable chunk out of my finger. I went to my car to get my bumbag (I'm a lifeguard) so I could patch it up. I then promptly got a large piece of glass in my foot. FML

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The ole paper cut excuse

By alliwantisabandaid - 11/02/2011 08:27

Today, I cut my finger deep on an envelope at work and started bleeding profusely. When I asked my co-worker for a band-aid, she told me to get back to work and stop making up excuses to try and hit on her. FML

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By twnty1 - 31/05/2010 15:43 - United States

Today, I discovered that I'm allergic to band-aids. I now have a band-aid shaped rash around a tiny cut on my leg. Oh the irony. FML

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peanuts363 12

Friday 13 July 2012 0:43

maybe the other guy who ran into it took the last bandaid

SkoomaKi 27

Friday 13 July 2012 1:07

That's when you rip off a strap of materiel from your shirt and make your own bandage. You then go home and get some vodka on that shit, wouldn't want a nasty little ****** of an infection to show up. Down the rest of it like Hulk Hogan downs raw eggs and then wrap the little bitch of a cut in ******* nettles. Can you feel that pain OP? That's it working it's hardcore shit.

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Leslier_fml 4

Saturday 14 July 2012 0:15

Feeling lucky?

taylor317 7

Saturday 14 July 2012 9:21

You shouldn't be talking about people anyways, ydi

BradTheBrony 19

Sunday 15 July 2012 2:41

WHAT? Who were they talking about?

SMSgtBrown 3

Sunday 15 July 2012 1:54

:0 you must clean it first! Lol boy scouts kicking in

BradTheBrony 19

Sunday 15 July 2012 2:44

I read that last part as "Lol, boy. Scout's kicking in!", and immediately pictured a flock of skinny Bostoners with black baseball caps, headsets, modified shotguns, pistols, and aluminum baseball bats kicking down a door.