By Ian Artis - 12/07/2012 18:28 - United States

Today, I walked too close to a first-aid kit sticking out of a wall at work, and it cut my arm. Laughing at the irony, I opened it to get a band aid out. It was empty. FML
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peanuts363 12

maybe the other guy who ran into it took the last bandaid

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SkoomaKi 27

That's when you rip off a strap of materiel from your shirt and make your own bandage. You then go home and get some vodka on that shit, wouldn't want a nasty little ****** of an infection to show up. Down the rest of it like Hulk Hogan downs raw eggs and then wrap the little bitch of a cut in ******* nettles. Can you feel that pain OP? That's it working it's hardcore shit.

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loccsta83 5

Laugh at karma again maybe u won't have air to breath next time

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BradTheBrony 19

IT'S NOT KARMA, FUCKTARD

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missababgaga 19

At least you had a good sense of humor about it :)

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pdp_fml 21

You should carry a few band aids just for such occasions.

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Breaker132 8

Well, you don't need to be sharp to get the irony here. But be careful! You'd really be at the edge of the knife if the cut gets infected! It shouldn't be too bad though, we live in an age with cutting edge medical supplies... I deserve to rot in hell for this.

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BradTheBrony 19

These puns are a... *snicker* CUT ABOVE THE REST! *promptly vomits due to the pure ass that is that pun*

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wubbazugg 5

Thats straight up an OSHA violation.

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awesomegirlO 8

Well hey, at least you laughed.

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hateevryone 14

At least you laughed, instead of crying.

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