By Jerrrr - 27/05/2009 00:22 - United States

Today, I wanted revenge on the rabbit who ate my garden's plants. When he returned, he was standing next to my brand new above-ground swimming pool. I pull out my 22. rifle and shot at it, but the bullet missed and popped a hole in my pool. 15,000 gallons of water flooded my basement. FML
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narks 0

Not only did you try to kill it instead of just relocating it, but you tried to justify your shit aim with 'the bullet missed' instead of 'I missed'. This one calls for a YDI unfortunately.

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lmmmr 0

******* rednecks. Perhaps if you pulled John Deer out of your ass you would recognize that there are more logical solutions to your problems than blow shit up. But I guess that's too much to ask from someone who clearly did not mature past the age of 11. You could not deserve it more, honestly. I hope next time you miss it puts YOU out of OUR misery. And yes, if having the common sense to recognize that there are more humane and logical ways to keep rabbits out of your garden than pulling out your shotgun means I'm liberal, then I am happy to be one.

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merri_fml 0

Seriously? A rabbit? You realize people keep those as pets right? And you realize they are totally harmless? The rabbit was just trying to feed itself, and maybe a litter of babies as well. It has no idea that it was taking things from your garden, and that you would be upset. The rabbit sees food and eats it. Growing up my mom had a garden, and she always would get frustrated because the critters would eat her cherry tomatoes. After a while, she good naturedly planted a tomato plant for the critters, and potted a tomato plant for our family. For the record though, to all you posters who have asked in prior comments - I don't eat meat. I haven't since I was ten. My husband eats meat however, and he happens to agree with me that you not only went to the extreme, but that it was beyond uncalled for.

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NoNameAtAll_fml 1

Ok, all you animal freaks shut up there are children starving and your worried about rabbits.

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tokyooo123 0

Hahah 254. Harsh And 250, seriously? I hate people who flip out at people for being vegetarian as if it could possibly effect them negatively. They only do it to feel superior or just to insult people. Ignorant fools. And I'm not even a veggie

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abtface12 0

for you liberals who think your'e intelligent just because you think you refuse to use the permanent solution.

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lazorzpewpew 0

Use poison next time or learn to aim. FYL I love all the "ydi for trying to kill an animal" idiots. Rabbits shouldn't be roaming through back yards, killing one is not going to suddenly wipe out the species. Take a chill pill.

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Kently 0

way to have anger management issues...my mom is a gardener and she avoids the inconveniences of animals destroying her plants through other ways that are rather effective. you should look into some non-violent solutions to your problems.

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lmmmr 0

#269- Those back yards were the rabbit's natural habitat long before they were back yards. You fail. OP- You deserve it for "wanting to get revenge" on an animal with a brain 1/10th the size of your own. Actually, no. Your brain is probably the same size. Moron.

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Mata_Hari 0

You tried to shoot a rabbit?! =O *cue Bambi clips of Thumper* Bastard.

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