Miscellaneous: Today, I wanted revenge on the rabbit who ate my garden's plants....

By Jerrrr - 27/05/2009 00:22 - United States

Today, I wanted revenge on the rabbit who ate my garden's plants. When he returned, he was standing next to my brand new above-ground swimming pool. I pull out my 22. rifle and shot at it, but the bullet missed and popped a hole in my pool. 15,000 gallons of water flooded my basement. FML

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By yif2 - 16/05/2015 11:47 - United States

Today, while mowing my backyard, I messily discovered that a family of rabbits has been living out there in the tall grass. FML

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By pool party - 29/05/2013 00:48 - United States - Rockford

Today, a few freshmen jumped my fence. They decided to take a dip in the pool, so I pulled out a paintball gun. I unloaded over 100 rounds, painting their backs bright yellow. It also dyed my pool yellow, and it'll apparently cost around $500 to repair. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/04/2014 16:39 - United States

Today, my dog proudly brought home a rabbit he'd killed. The same rabbit that belongs to my neighbor's daughter. FML

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By scaredscreenless - 16/08/2011 19:27 - United States

Today, I was on my back patio talking with my husband. It got dark outside, and I saw something shuffling in the back yard. I freaked out so bad that I went to run inside, only to fly face-first into the screen door. Turns out the shuffling was a baby rabbit. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/08/2009 05:25 - United States

Today, my 6 ft snake got loose. I found it. It was in my neighbor's backyard, constricting their pet rabbit. FML

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Ballshot

By Anonymous - 02/12/2022 14:00

Today, I shot my boyfriend in the balls by mistake, twice. First it was a paintball gun I was using with my nephew, then it was a slingshot I use to scare away the bird who keeps eating fish from my pond. He is now sat icing his groin acting like I did it on purpose. FML

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You deserved it 981

By Noname - 29/10/2011 11:02 - United States

Today, I drove home on my birthday, and my mom said she'd meet me there. I was a little surprised to get home and find she wasn't there, but even more shocked to see my rabbit run over in my driveway. Turns out he'd gotten loose and my mom had run him over, panicked, and left. FML

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Poor little bunny

By Anonymous - 30/06/2021 04:01

Today, after I warned my son repeatedly that if he wanted a rabbit he had to clean and feed it, I checked on it. It wasn’t just dead, it was dead and rotting in a pool of its own pee and faeces. I yelled at him, but he just shrugged and told me rabbits are boring and he forgot it was even there. FML

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The shot of a lifetime

By Epic Fail - 10/10/2022 08:30 - United States - Steele

Today, I tried to throw a basketball in my backyard basketball hoop. It bounced off the board, hit me on the head, then hit a spray can, activating it and spraying black paint all over my Golden Retriever, to finally land in my trash can. FML

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By pist - 13/05/2018 01:30

Today, I was lying in a lawn chair next to my wooden fence when a yellow liquid started spraying me. The neighbor's douchebag son was peeing through the small hole in the fence and soaked me. FML

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narks 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 9:24

Not only did you try to kill it instead of just relocating it, but you tried to justify your shit aim with 'the bullet missed' instead of 'I missed'. This one calls for a YDI unfortunately.

tkmac 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 9:25

Sounds like a Tom & Jerry episode.

Comments

Ohnoitslindsay 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 18:45

I sincerely hope that they don't let you vote.

MGW501 2

Wednesday 27 May 2009 18:46

SUCKED IN - Long live the bunny..........

smchls 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 18:51

WOW some of you ******* idiots are acting as if he tried to kill a human. It was a ******* Rabbit. Do you not realize that people do worse shit to other animals just so you can eat? Seriously. Grow the **** up. He didn't even try to torture it. He tried to kill it instantly. My goodness what has America come to.

Leoplum 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 18:53

This is why we need more gun control laws... =/

wafflemonger 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 18:53

Ok, this is totally your fault because a) you thought death was appropriate payback for a rabbit who just wanted some food, and b) you apparently couldn't hit the broad side of a barn if you were INSIDE said barn. Try this spray next time; it keeps the wascally wabbits away without making you look like the dumbass you are in the process. http://www.havahart.com/store/animal-repellents/5600

PakiPakiPaki 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 18:53

Yo, IDIOT, What the..... No no, I cannot comprehend the reason why you would shoot a bunny rabbit thats next to your POOL.... I simply cannot comprehend. I'm very happy to hear about your basement, Dipshit.

Nemesai 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 18:54

Did that bunny drown in the flood if so you kinda succeeded

Leoplum 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 18:55

LOL I just realized this is a great bugs bunny joke opportunity. Unfortuately, a bunch of people beat me to it. And I agree with #275. Settle down, b'ys.

sadistmonkey 19

Wednesday 27 May 2009 18:58

Those who are saying "YDI for shooting an innocent animal" better be vegetarians or vegans. Otherwise you're a bunch of hypocrites. In all honesty though, the OP should have been looking where he was shooting...

PakiPakiPaki 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 18:58

#56 "Also 53, rabbits aren't vermin, they're pets. People have them as PETS. So assuming its alright to shoot a rabbit, is it okay to shoot a cat, or a dog?" I must also let you know people keep rats and mice as pets, which ARE vermin and I WOULD kill. They keeps spiders too, ants, scorpions, fish, shark, you eat fish don't you? I hope you're not eating it live...