Health: Today, I wanted to eat my last bowl of sugary cereal before starting...

By bonbon789 - 27/03/2014 18:10 - United States

Today, I wanted to eat my last bowl of sugary cereal before starting my new diet. I fell down the stairs with the full bowl in hand. Message received, universe. FML

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Same thing different taste

By cereal stepper - 23/10/2016 09:42

Today, I got out of my bed and immediately stepped into a half-eaten bowl of cereal. FML

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Bad boy

By Anonymous - 22/01/2024 05:00 - United States

Today, I'd finally got home from a 15-hour shift at work and wanted to lay down and eat. I poured myself a bowl of cereal, went to my room, and sat it on my bed. My dog then jumped right on my bed and yanked the sheets off, causing the cereal to fly everywhere. FML

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By goodmorning - 07/09/2014 13:45 - United States - Nashville

Today, I was eating a bowl of cereal and noticed something float to the top. On closer inspection, it turned out to be a mouse turd. I had already eaten half the bowl. FML

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By Eddy - 14/03/2015 03:27 - United States - Mountain Pine

Today, I decided to have cereal for breakfast. I poured the cereal in the bowl, added the milk and had a spoonful. Then I realized that my cereal was moving in the back of my mouth. FML

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By Fillifilo - 18/04/2012 04:38 - France

Today, I was having a hard time waking up. When I sat down for breakfast, my chair rocked backwards. I reflexively grabbed out at something to hold on to. Unfortunately, I grabbed the cereal box that was on the table. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/09/2020 08:02 - United States - Rockaway Park

Today, I was rushing to walk home because my stomach was upset. I dodged multiple people, getting closer and closer, got my front door open, got up my stairs, and then lost control of my bowels on the top step. FML

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Cereal killer

By Anonymous - 26/10/2013 18:40 - United Kingdom - Aberdeen

Today, I went to the kitchen to grab some cereal. I guess my mum didn't hear me, because as I entered, I heard her ranting to herself about her, "goddamn fucking Cheerios". I started to slowly back out, but I tripped over my own feet. She heard and yelled at me for "sneaking around". FML

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By Anonymous - 18/08/2010 19:20 - United Kingdom

Today, I fell down the stairs while reading the 'mind your step' sign. FML

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By blowinchunks - 24/11/2009 06:00 - Canada

Today, I found a mealworm in my cornflakes. I had already finished most of the bowl. I didn't make it to the toilet to throw up. FML

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By CBM2012 - 07/02/2009 04:58 - United States

Today, my roommate texted me and warned me to be careful on the stairs leading to our place because they were icy. I got the message. After I fell down an entire flight of stone stairs. FML

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TXFernwoods 26

Thursday 27 March 2014 22:52

Fill another bowl! Screw the universe :P

Welshite 39

Thursday 27 March 2014 22:59

I've always wanted to birth a star.

Comments

InsanePPG 25

Friday 28 March 2014 5:05

That happened to me once when I was 5 (minus the diet). I cried because I spilled my cereal, not because I fell down the stairs.

nattlecakes 19

Friday 28 March 2014 5:23

Who has a kitchen upstairs?

spooky655 1

Friday 28 March 2014 7:53

It's called a basement.

idrownedmyfish7 6

Friday 28 March 2014 5:39

You should watch the show "My Name Is Earl" it really helps me when I have moments like that.

Ben009 13

Friday 28 March 2014 5:52

Question is are you alright from falling down the stairs? Who cares about the cereal.

coold_5 16

Friday 28 March 2014 10:43

LOL...

acidburnz1107 10

Friday 28 March 2014 12:05

Cereal Killer!!!

ThomasBombadil 31

Sunday 6 April 2014 22:42

Very good. You deserved way more thumbs up.

Heisenberg01 3

Friday 28 March 2014 12:36

universe?? u mean Jesus Christ! That's most likely why u fell in the first place! have faith!

Cuppycake90 7

Friday 28 March 2014 15:20

Sounds like something I would do.. Stuff like that constantly happens to me. Good luck with the diet.

psykojak 6

Friday 28 March 2014 17:59

Why were you walking downstairs with a bowl if cereal anyway? Is your kitchen upstairs and your table downstairs?

Mailman2121 15

Friday 28 March 2014 20:20

#66 Is there some rule I don't know that says that you cannot make and eat cereals on 2 different floors? There must be, because otherwise your comment is just plain stupid.

soldiat_fml 17

Monday 31 March 2014 5:31

Eh. I've been eating in my room for years, first to get away from fighting parents and later in college to get away from annoying suite mates. Not unusual. Just bad luck here.

MadisonAve 1

Saturday 29 March 2014 1:18

OMG... The other day I went and worked out with my sister and then she made me a huge protein shake for lunch. After I finished the whole thing I thought "Forget this, I'm gonna eat the leftover macaroni and cheese" and went to get it out of the fridge. Immediately after which I tripped over my little nephews baby gate and the bowl went flying... FBOL... F#@& Both Our Lives