By bonbon789 - 27/03/2014 18:10 - United States

Today, I wanted to eat my last bowl of sugary cereal before starting my new diet. I fell down the stairs with the full bowl in hand. Message received, universe. FML
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TXFernwoods 26

Fill another bowl! Screw the universe :P

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pwnman 33

Anybody accidentally read it as surgery cereal?

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gaydragon 13

I had to re read it a few times before I understood it didn't say surgery at first. ... Damn lack of sleep

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chutney_02 22

Don't change your diet, just cut down your portion sizes

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katties 27

If OP eats unhealthy, it IS a good thing if she changes her diet - fiber, fruit, vegies, protein and water instead of fizzy drinks will be good for most people

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Jakob2255 12

after surgery op may be required to change the diet. cutting down does not count

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SasquatchDeluxe 10

Most diets fail horribly. Not to plug a commercial product, but I've been on the Zone diet and have lost 110+ pounds without feeling hungry. You should check it out, since it shows how most diets not only don't work, but condition you to get even fatter when you stop.

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sunnyray812 42

Guess it's the universe's rule that you can't enjoy yourself one last time. :/ I'm sorry, OP.

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katties 27

Why are so many people negative to diets? I have tried only ONE diet in my whole life, but it worked pretty darn well in only one week. No return to my previous weight either.

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TallMist 32

People are only thumbing you down because they are jealous you actually succeeded your diet.

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howdoilogin 9

Walking down the stairs carrying a bowl filled with liquid? YDI.

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Godsofdracos 15

Please let me use your instantaneous particle matter transporter next time I want to eat cereal in my room, god forbid I carry the bowl up or down the stairs -.-

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metreman 19

watch that last step it a doozy

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kwazywabbit 9

I heard that sugary cereal has less calories than the "healthy cereals" if it's that kind of diet your doing.

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worldclassrager 39

Make another just watch the stairs or down go down them...

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