By Anonymous - 09/06/2010 04:41 - United States

Today, I wanted to impress my girlfriend with a cool fire breathing trick I learned online, and ended up burning half her room. FML
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pianoman05st 0

you don't do a trick like this inside a house glad she's pressing charges

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menother 2

This is why you don't learn FIRE tricks from videos online that could easily be doctored. Although you probably need one now. Doesn't it take YEARS of practice for someone to learn this kind of trick in the real world?

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Guardian720 0

you're a dumbass. leave that kind of stuff to the people who aren't total idiots.

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perdix 29

Do you mean she's suing you for the damages? Pressing charges means she wants you locked up for committing a crime. You weren't being an arsonist; you were just being a careless idiot. If they locked up people for being idiots, we couldn't build enough prisons to keep them.

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ktbird 0

Couldn't the GF do both? Sue for damages and press charges for vandalism or something like that. Just guessing, Im no law expert.

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frozen_tundra 0

She could do both, but also, if she had insurance, the insurance company will most likely sue him or his insurance company (do they cover damage your idiot self does at someone else's place??) for damages, whether she wants to or not. They gotta get their money back for someone who's not their client being a moron.

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Starfire99 0

Cool trick, but YDI for doing it in a completely inappropriate location.

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Mr_Zachary 0

You can't press charges when nobody committed a crime. Sadly, stupidity is not a crime. Furthermore, neither is posting fake FML's.

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MaraMacK 0

ha 43. so, op... I guess yall aren't together anymore? ha:)

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coolridge 0

The How-To on fire breathing really needed a warning on it to tell you to try it outside??!?You deserve to have charges pressed against you, moron.

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okieraider71 4

That bitch!!! How could she expect you to be accountable for your own actions? It's called growing up cowboy and it sounds like you need a heaping helping. Have your nuts dropped yet? Because playing with fire indoors should be something a 10 year-old should know without being told.

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the_boob 0

it's a shame you didn't **** it up and burn yourself instead. your gene pool needs chlorine in it.

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