Miscellaneous: Today, I wanted to prank my roommate. So, I thought it would...

By Karmaisabitch - 18/05/2012 06:07 - United States - Boulder

Today, I wanted to prank my roommate. So, I thought it would be funny to take all the toilet paper out of our bathroom. She thought it would be funny to wipe with my cashmere sweater. FML

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By flying solo - 28/01/2009 22:35 - United States

Today, my roomate took the toilet paper out of my bathroom. I went into his room to look for it, only to find a large wad of it balled up near his laptop and mouse. FML

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By poop towel - 15/09/2011 19:43 - United States

Today, my new roommate moved in. It seems that instead of using toilet paper like a normal human being, she instead opts to use the nearest towel in reach. I found this out when I went to dry off with mine after a shower. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/06/2015 02:54 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was drying myself with a towel after a shower when I noticed a bad smell. After running out of toilet paper last night, one of my friends decided to use my clean towel to wipe herself instead. FML

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By dzisfml - 14/02/2010 08:42 - Canada

Today, my friends thought it would be funny to rub Tabasco sauce on my household toilet paper. FML

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By jester777 - 22/01/2011 17:39 - United States

Today, I sneaked into my girlfriend's house for some romantic time. Before going into her room, I took a dump in the bathroom. Once I was done, I not only noticed that there was no toilet paper left, but I heard her and her 6'5, heavyweight boxer, ex-marine father, talking outside the bathroom door. FML

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By tmrwsmggls - 16/11/2020 14:01 - United States

Today, I went to the bathroom at my boyfriend's house. Right as I sat down and started taking a dump, I looked over at the empty toilet paper roll and remembered his roommate had told us the night before that they were out of toilet paper. FML

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By issy - 21/09/2009 05:31 - United States

Today, while taking a shower in the dorm bathroom, my roommate thought it would be funny to steal my towel, robe, and key. I spent over an hour waiting for someone to come into the bathroom so I could ask them to bring me something to cover up. FML

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By peteswentzbass - 26/01/2013 17:18 - Netherlands - Nuenen

Today, my roommate and I noticed a foul smell in our apartment. After looking around for a little while, I found that her cat had pooped on a pair of my jeans, and apparently tried to cover it up by dragging a shirt over the mess. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/08/2011 23:15 - France

Today, I decided to prank my boyfriend by putting a pair of panties in his coat pocket. I stormed in and confronted him with the "evidence". I guess the prank worked; he broke down and confessed to cheating on me. FML

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We've all done it

By Anonymous - 25/02/2023 04:00

Today, I was in the bathroom at the mall and the toilet paper had ran out. I had to use the socks I'd just bought. FML

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ninjaniki 0

Friday 18 May 2012 11:47

I thought wiping with your sweater was funny too actually

nicesprites 4

Friday 18 May 2012 11:48

Can't say you didn't ask for it.

Comments

C25_fml 4

Friday 18 May 2012 13:09

Your roommate is ... a b****, sorry but seriously ?! That was a just a stupid prank, and what she did is just disgusting. F*** your life, OP, I don't think you deserved it.

Linkerdoodles 15

Friday 18 May 2012 13:11

It's the Internet, you can swear.

GoldenGrizzly 7

Friday 18 May 2012 22:13

She isn't a bitch. There was nothing to wipe with. All of us are pretty much brainwashed that it is dirty and gross not to wipe. If Op was laughing outside the door while she begged for paper (especially in a place she pays to live, probably paid for the paper) then I would have wiped with the person's sweater too.

HerrBawl 4

Friday 18 May 2012 22:17

I think OP completely deserved what she got, but if you have no TP you can always take a shower and rinse yourself

GoldenGrizzly 7

Saturday 19 May 2012 1:02

But why should the girl have to when there would have been toilet paper had Op not stolen it?

stevenmx86 7

Friday 18 May 2012 13:28

You absolutely deserved it... What a dumb, childish prank...

rubberduckie94 13

Friday 18 May 2012 13:33

Wow if my roommates when I was younger got back at me like that for pranks I would probably be dead. I have never had a cashmere sweater, never saw the point of spending that much money on one. But she should have used just one of your socks or something that would have been equal payback.

calliefornia2 3

Friday 18 May 2012 13:40

She was right, that is funny!

new_Combray 4

Friday 18 May 2012 13:56

Seems to be deserved...

CanadianCutie22 16

Friday 18 May 2012 14:12

things will always bite you in the ass !

civets165 6

Friday 18 May 2012 14:33

Completely deserved... but what did she do that was so bad you needed to try and prank her?

perdix 29

Friday 18 May 2012 14:37

What an asshole! An elegantly-cleaned asshole, but an asshole nevertheless. First rule of pranking: Cover you ass so your victim can't get instant revenge.