Miscellaneous: Today, I wanted to prank my roommate. So, I thought it would...

By Karmaisabitch - 18/05/2012 06:07 - United States - Boulder

Today, I wanted to prank my roommate. So, I thought it would be funny to take all the toilet paper out of our bathroom. She thought it would be funny to wipe with my cashmere sweater. FML

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By flying solo - 28/01/2009 22:35 - United States

Today, my roomate took the toilet paper out of my bathroom. I went into his room to look for it, only to find a large wad of it balled up near his laptop and mouse. FML

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By poop towel - 15/09/2011 19:43 - United States

Today, my new roommate moved in. It seems that instead of using toilet paper like a normal human being, she instead opts to use the nearest towel in reach. I found this out when I went to dry off with mine after a shower. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/06/2015 02:54 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was drying myself with a towel after a shower when I noticed a bad smell. After running out of toilet paper last night, one of my friends decided to use my clean towel to wipe herself instead. FML

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By dzisfml - 14/02/2010 08:42 - Canada

Today, my friends thought it would be funny to rub Tabasco sauce on my household toilet paper. FML

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By jester777 - 22/01/2011 17:39 - United States

Today, I sneaked into my girlfriend's house for some romantic time. Before going into her room, I took a dump in the bathroom. Once I was done, I not only noticed that there was no toilet paper left, but I heard her and her 6'5, heavyweight boxer, ex-marine father, talking outside the bathroom door. FML

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By tmrwsmggls - 16/11/2020 14:01 - United States

Today, I went to the bathroom at my boyfriend's house. Right as I sat down and started taking a dump, I looked over at the empty toilet paper roll and remembered his roommate had told us the night before that they were out of toilet paper. FML

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By issy - 21/09/2009 05:31 - United States

Today, while taking a shower in the dorm bathroom, my roommate thought it would be funny to steal my towel, robe, and key. I spent over an hour waiting for someone to come into the bathroom so I could ask them to bring me something to cover up. FML

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By peteswentzbass - 26/01/2013 17:18 - Netherlands - Nuenen

Today, my roommate and I noticed a foul smell in our apartment. After looking around for a little while, I found that her cat had pooped on a pair of my jeans, and apparently tried to cover it up by dragging a shirt over the mess. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/08/2011 23:15 - France

Today, I decided to prank my boyfriend by putting a pair of panties in his coat pocket. I stormed in and confronted him with the "evidence". I guess the prank worked; he broke down and confessed to cheating on me. FML

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We've all done it

By Anonymous - 25/02/2023 04:00

Today, I was in the bathroom at the mall and the toilet paper had ran out. I had to use the socks I'd just bought. FML

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ninjaniki 0

Friday 18 May 2012 11:47

I thought wiping with your sweater was funny too actually

nicesprites 4

Friday 18 May 2012 11:48

Can't say you didn't ask for it.

Comments

False_Stupidity 41

Saturday 19 May 2012 15:07

That was a stinky thing to do but don't get anal about it

Ashybebe 2

Sunday 20 May 2012 3:14

Why did you leave your cashmere sweater in the bathroom after doing that? Not saying that it's right but maybe she was desperate! Haha

oddsinourfavor 2

Monday 21 May 2012 3:57

You sure got her.

akiahara 14

Tuesday 22 May 2012 7:38

that's what happens when you're a douche. don't worry, I'm sure it was just cashmere blend.

Alexion_Danger 0

Saturday 14 July 2012 21:21

Karma can be a bitch

DJP0N3 0

Saturday 21 July 2012 5:51

Maybe there was not any rissues around and that "prank" would be lame anyways if it was me id just ax for tp and then if you wouldint bring it i would hide everything we had and keep the only roll in mah pocket or in a safe place ydi for a shitty prank

MoMoGaston 0

Friday 17 August 2012 6:07

Wow, she took that one kind of far.. Uncalled for if you asked me

hiandrews69 29

Wednesday 13 February 2013 5:25

Although this was a dick move, op, I can't say you deserved it. Yeah, not having tp sucks, but you weren't costing her the kind of money that she is not costing you because you have to replace that sweater. I'd make her pay for a new one. **** the prank. That was way out of line for a simple tp joke.