Miscellaneous: Today, I wanted to see if the frying pan was hot. I no longer... - FML

By bip - 15/12/2008 05:36 - France

Today, I wanted to see if the frying pan was hot. I no longer have fingerprints. FML

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You deserved it 57 443

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By PizzaPants - 29/02/2016 18:12 - United States - Denver

Today, I dropped a pizza I made. Don't worry though, I caught it between my hands and legs. I no longer have fingerprints on my right hand. FML

I agree, your life sucks 19 710

You deserved it 2 030

By HarvestMoon_gal - 24/07/2010 05:09 - United States

Today, I was cleaning a pan. I turned the water on, and it was super hot. My reaction was to slam my hand down. On a knife. So, not only do I have a burned hand, but there's also a huge cut on it from the knife. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 106

You deserved it 10 661

Kitchen nightmare

By cookiemonster - 13/08/2013 16:10 - South Africa - Johannesburg

Today, after placing it on top of the stove, my hot tray of freshly-baked cookies slipped. I caught it, though. With my bare hand. FML

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You deserved it 6 689

By .. - 13/09/2011 14:48 - United States

Today, I was in a hurry to get something out of the oven, so I quickly grabbed my roommate's only oven mitt and grabbed the pan in the oven. It didn't take long to figure out there was a hole in it when my thumb hit the hot pan. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 245

You deserved it 4 121

By princess - 08/09/2018 13:00

Today, I accidentally touched a hot pan and, like any normal person would, jerked my hand back. My mom saw, yelled at me for being a "prissy princess" and then proceeded to stick her whole hand on the hot pan for a full 5 seconds. FML

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You deserved it 381

Kitchen nightmares

By Anonymous - 19/09/2021 00:30 - Australia - Mypolonga

Today, I dropped my phone in the frying pan whilst cooking my steak. I had to rinse off the oil immediately and clean the phone, then had to eat a cold steak. FML

I agree, your life sucks 288

You deserved it 1 036

By numbtongue - 13/03/2015 04:19 - New Zealand - Dunedin

Today, as I was trying to remove my lunch from the hot oven tray, my finger brushed against the metal for a moment, and I instinctively put it in my mouth. I burnt my tongue, on my finger. I didn't realize that was possible. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 886

You deserved it 4 466

By Anonymous - 04/03/2011 17:18 - Germany

Today, I dried my hands on the same towel I used this morning to wipe up a few shards of glass. You can't see the small splinters in my hands, but believe me, I can feel them. FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 844

You deserved it 42 288

By My__life___ - 21/05/2014 00:53 - United States - Chicago

Today, I found out that the built in lighter in my car does NOT in fact glow red when hot. I now have circles burned into my finger. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 441

You deserved it 29 218

By burnt - 13/08/2012 04:43 - Australia - Middle Swan

Today, while cooking, I managed to burn my finger. I quickly turned the tap on and ran my finger under cold water, but apparently someone had just used the hot tap, because boiling water flooded out onto my nicely scalded finger. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 150

You deserved it 3 360

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pinkfrenchrose 5

Saturday 14 March 2009 6:08

Now you can commit crimes without worrying about getting caught.

Sgt_Schadenfreud 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 1:00

It's a frying pan. What precisely were you expecting?

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tomreaper 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 9:28

well your smart try using water dont put you bare hand on a flippen pan

bloodyhell9398 0

Friday 3 July 2009 20:48

wow

stringking21 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 6:50

#14 if he had his prints in the system he would never get caught n also just a thought i new a guy with arms missing from the elbow down from a birth defect but he had 5 finger prints it was kool

acfem9 0

Saturday 18 July 2009 4:30

#4: next time??

Mancubus 2

Tuesday 28 July 2009 6:26

So much for the Theory of Natural Selection

frannytrois64 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 7:59

Okay, dude, if you want to see if it's hot, splash a little water on it. Don't smack your hand down on it and expect that nothing will happen. YDI for not paying attention in grade 3 safety class.

Armadyl 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 7:02

So, then, tell me. What were you thinking? Not much?

zouse19 0

Friday 2 April 2010 19:55

haha loser

pulpfiction_fml 3

Monday 24 August 2009 21:30

How is this an FML? FY because your life is so ******* awesome. You can steal shit. You could even rape and murder people if you were that ****** up. I ******* hate you.

typicalyetnot15 0

Saturday 29 August 2009 1:43

umm what is your iq..like 5 or something...seriously, did no one ever teach you that when you turn a frying pan on(or the stove its on) it gets hot and that you are not supossed to shuve your hand onto it wow!

extreemguy19 7

Tuesday 7 June 2011 5:13

quite a large statement coming from the person who decides to disregard proper punctuation and misspell shove.

xXxHopelessxXx 0

Saturday 19 September 2009 5:23

dude, that is so cool.

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