Miscellaneous: Today, I wanted to see if the frying pan was hot. I no longer... - FML

By bip - 15/12/2008 05:36 - France

Today, I wanted to see if the frying pan was hot. I no longer have fingerprints. FML

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By PizzaPants - 29/02/2016 18:12 - United States - Denver

Today, I dropped a pizza I made. Don't worry though, I caught it between my hands and legs. I no longer have fingerprints on my right hand. FML

I agree, your life sucks 19 710

You deserved it 2 030

By HarvestMoon_gal - 24/07/2010 05:09 - United States

Today, I was cleaning a pan. I turned the water on, and it was super hot. My reaction was to slam my hand down. On a knife. So, not only do I have a burned hand, but there's also a huge cut on it from the knife. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 106

You deserved it 10 661

Kitchen nightmare

By cookiemonster - 13/08/2013 16:10 - South Africa - Johannesburg

Today, after placing it on top of the stove, my hot tray of freshly-baked cookies slipped. I caught it, though. With my bare hand. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 451

You deserved it 6 689

By .. - 13/09/2011 14:48 - United States

Today, I was in a hurry to get something out of the oven, so I quickly grabbed my roommate's only oven mitt and grabbed the pan in the oven. It didn't take long to figure out there was a hole in it when my thumb hit the hot pan. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 245

You deserved it 4 121

By princess - 08/09/2018 13:00

Today, I accidentally touched a hot pan and, like any normal person would, jerked my hand back. My mom saw, yelled at me for being a "prissy princess" and then proceeded to stick her whole hand on the hot pan for a full 5 seconds. FML

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You deserved it 381

Kitchen nightmares

By Anonymous - 19/09/2021 00:30 - Australia - Mypolonga

Today, I dropped my phone in the frying pan whilst cooking my steak. I had to rinse off the oil immediately and clean the phone, then had to eat a cold steak. FML

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You deserved it 1 036

By numbtongue - 13/03/2015 04:19 - New Zealand - Dunedin

Today, as I was trying to remove my lunch from the hot oven tray, my finger brushed against the metal for a moment, and I instinctively put it in my mouth. I burnt my tongue, on my finger. I didn't realize that was possible. FML

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You deserved it 4 466

By Anonymous - 04/03/2011 17:18 - Germany

Today, I dried my hands on the same towel I used this morning to wipe up a few shards of glass. You can't see the small splinters in my hands, but believe me, I can feel them. FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 844

You deserved it 42 288

By My__life___ - 21/05/2014 00:53 - United States - Chicago

Today, I found out that the built in lighter in my car does NOT in fact glow red when hot. I now have circles burned into my finger. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 441

You deserved it 29 218

By burnt - 13/08/2012 04:43 - Australia - Middle Swan

Today, while cooking, I managed to burn my finger. I quickly turned the tap on and ran my finger under cold water, but apparently someone had just used the hot tap, because boiling water flooded out onto my nicely scalded finger. FML

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You deserved it 3 360

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pinkfrenchrose 5

Saturday 14 March 2009 6:08

Now you can commit crimes without worrying about getting caught.

Sgt_Schadenfreud 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 1:00

It's a frying pan. What precisely were you expecting?

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nosedive1994 0

Saturday 17 April 2010 1:28

what kind of idiot are u!?

adrifter 0

Friday 7 May 2010 7:54

Win

sunjiayi 0

Wednesday 12 May 2010 10:51

why didn't use your tongue instead of your finger? you idiot

JewelVictoria 0

Thursday 20 May 2010 8:04

hahaa i did that once with my tongue and a straightener because i wanted to hear the sizzling noise :]] didnt turn out to good.. i no longer have a tongue print :[[ hahaa jk but yess we DO have them!

theking12369 0

Sunday 23 May 2010 0:18

reeeeeetaaaard

little2103bit 0

Friday 4 June 2010 10:53

If it hurt that bad why are you typing on here???

ZleveL 0

Saturday 5 June 2010 9:06

WTF who was that comment to?

Hi_Itz_Me 0

Saturday 12 June 2010 17:33

so was the pan hot? lol, jk

adrifter 0

Monday 14 June 2010 17:34

59 is right. Go and take a shit on that guy who has been letting his dog run loose (or on his car), kill his dog with a .22, and and bury the mutt.

idk437 0

Monday 21 June 2010 3:46

I did the same thing, except with a wood burning kit.

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Today, I asked a very cute fireman for his number, "just in case I needed him to come to my rescue." He told me, "Yeah, sure!" and scribbled it down. After he walked away, I read his note, which read: "911". FML

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Today, I went to get the vaccination my college requires of all students. The nurse looked at my charts and told me there was good and bad news. The good news was that I didn't need the shot. The bad news was I needed four others. Now, both of my arms are swollen enough to make Popeye proud. FML

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Today, I boarded a trans-Atlantic flight by myself, and struck up a nice conversation with the passenger across the aisle. Before we even took off, the man in front of me unbuckled, stood to face me, and asked me to please shut the hell up. "It's a 9 hour flight, and you're VERY loud!" FML

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Today, my insanely religious 60-year-old neighbor screamed at me when I left my home to go to work. I was wearing jeans and that’s apparently improper for a female adult. FML

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Today, my 7 year old brother decided that it would be fun to cut off my hair. I woke from a long nap after working the late shift, to about 15 inches of my long blonde hair all over my bed and floor. I now have bloody bald spots and really choppy hair about 3 inches long. He got away with it. FML

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Today, I found out that my parents think my boyfriend is the devil. FML

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Today, my 6 year-old son came up to me and asked "Dad, when you're dead, will you give me your wallet ?" FML

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Today, I found out the hard way that my boyfriend occasionally wets the bed. He's 25 and we're moving in together next month. FML

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