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By TheMissMuffly - 31/07/2012 15:53 - United States - Monmouth

Today, I wanted to take a romantic bath with my boyfriend. I set up the candles and hot water, but I had to take a dump. After my business was done, I called him into the bath. He walks in, sniffs, glances at the toilet and leaves. Guess what I forgot to flush. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/09/2012 14:50 - United States

Today, my boyfriend tried to spice things up by sneaking into the shower with me. Instead, he walked in on me pooping. I only had the shower running because I was afraid he would hear me taking a dump. FML

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By Pissy - 23/05/2019 06:05

Today, I thought my boyfriend wanted to be romantic by pouring a bath, getting in then calling me in. As I get comfortable, he stands up and gets out. At the same time, I notice yellow water. He'd pissed in the tub for a joke. FML

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By anony - 27/02/2013 13:49 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend by quietly undressing and sneaking into the bathroom to join him in the shower. He was bent over taking a dump, pushing his turd down the plughole. FML

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By GasAttack - 07/09/2009 13:32 - Canada

Today, I was taking a shower. I heard my boyfriend come into the bathroom, brush his teeth and take off his clothes. He joined me in the shower and instead of doing something loving or sexy, he let out a huge fart into his hand and threw it into my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/11/2013 19:31 - France - Paris

Today, I went with my boyfriend to meet his parents. I had to excuse myself to use the bathroom, and I ended up taking a huge crap that wouldn't flush. I had to reach in and break it up with my hands just so it would flush. Only after I washed up did I notice a plunger sitting under the sink. FML

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By coolhand - 29/08/2009 15:13 - United States

Today, I waited for my girlfriend to get in the shower before I stripped down to try and seduce her. I got ready, threw open the door and went in. I walked in on her taking a dump. FML

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By Embarassed Girl - 14/07/2022 02:00

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, hanging out with him and his mom. I had to do a number two. A while later, we hear his mom in the washroom. She had turned on the bathtub and was flushing the toilet. A lot. Later on, my boyfriend leaves the room and she says, “Did you make that mess in the toilet?” FML

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By wtfuraretard - 19/02/2010 20:18 - United States

Today, my boyfriend called me over, all just to unclog his toilet. It was clogged because he put my phone in it while he was taking a dump to see if it would actually flush. FML

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By whatchagonnado - 24/03/2013 07:35 - Canada - Victoria

Today, while at my boyfriend's house, I needed to use the bathroom. I decided to be a good girlfriend and leave the seat up for him. He later yelled at me for not putting the seat down because he needed to take a dump. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/06/2016 07:45

Today, my boyfriend called me into the bathroom and proudly showed me how far back he could stand from the toilet while he peed. Unfortunately, he got distracted and peed all over the floor I had mopped just an hour before. FML

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missyj0 12

Tuesday 31 July 2012 18:57

it was a mistake but I don't blame him for getting turned off.

SqueakyChipmunk 21

Tuesday 31 July 2012 18:59

....the dead goldfish? The drugs? Oh, wait. That was a rhetorical question, wasn't it...

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makeupjunkie 5

Tuesday 31 July 2012 20:49

Bathing with someone after a shit? That's pretty disgusting...

mskimbelinapham 5

Tuesday 31 July 2012 20:52

Lmfao Fyl for real

porkpiehat 8

Tuesday 31 July 2012 20:54

It's just a little poop. If he's that weak of a boy, then dump his ass.

sruhhvalo 5

Tuesday 31 July 2012 21:10

That's gotta be a huge turnoff.

delicious69 5

Tuesday 31 July 2012 21:12

That's just gross....

reject214 10

Tuesday 31 July 2012 21:57

I'm sorry. I have NEVER forgotten to flush. What were you thinking?

TonyGoCapitals 0

Tuesday 31 July 2012 21:57

You can tell he's gay because no girl says take a dump

Enslaved 36

Tuesday 31 July 2012 22:00

You're suck an Outkast! I know you'd like to think your shit don't stank But lean a little bit closer, see Roses really smell like poo ooo oop

BaconBoy75 2

Tuesday 31 July 2012 22:01

Not many FMLs make me laugh out loud, but this one did!

Austyn57 1

Tuesday 31 July 2012 22:11

did you wipe???

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