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How romantic!;)
There is always next time!
NOW who needs to learn to put the lid down!
The size of your poo made him insecure because if reminded him of the inadequate size of his penis. You should lie and tell him that size doesn't matter.
Size (as in length) does not actually matter because a woman's ****** has nerves only up to 4 inches deep (approx the avg sized penis). Girth however does matter.
I'm pretty sure I have nerves more than 4inches in. I defenitely feels like it...
Well, the smell could've been masked with some bathroom spray, but the log... He probably would've still been turned off. You gotta remember to flush, Op!
aw :( atleast you tried? :D
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it was a mistake but I don't blame him for getting turned off.
....the dead goldfish? The drugs? Oh, wait. That was a rhetorical question, wasn't it...